THAT'S AMAZING!!
Far out facts presented by the friendly and educated people of the Beige Kingdom

The Beige Kingdom is full of aspiring intellectuals, dedicating their lives to being smart. In their pursuit of intelligence, they have come across some startling facts. These facts will stun and amaze you and make you wish you were a pig.
So, relax your mind and let it soak up the facts that are left out of most high school text books.

"Being stupid is just not being Beige"

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Right handed people on average live nine years longer than left handed people.

A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

The praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood around the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet. We need one of them on our super soakers!

If you have any interesting but TRUE facts that you would like to include on this page either post a message on my message board OR email me.
Ciao for now.

The High Priestess: A true example of supreme intellegence.

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