1: There once was 3 old ladies sitting around a table talking about there problems. The first lady said that she was standing in front of the refrigerater with a jar of jam in her hand wondering if she had just made a sandwich or has to make one. The other lady said that when she is on the bottom of a flight of stairs she does not no wether to go up or stay down. Finally the last lady said well i don't have any problems knock on wood, that must be the door.
2: A blonde, a brunet, and a red head where going to jump off a cliff and see who lands last.
The blonde head landed last why?
She had to stop for directions! hahahaha
3:A blonde, a brunet, and a red head where robing a a bank and the saw the cops coming so they went in to a barn next to the bank and they all hide in sacks. The cops go and poke the red head's sack and she says mooooo so they thought it was a cow the next sack was the brunet's sack they poke it and she says quack quack so they thought it was a duck then they poke the blonde heads sack and she says potatos! sack of potatoes.