Customer to Tushar : Why do you mix water in milk ?
Tushar : No sir, we mix milk with water.
Zishan and Yunus were always
boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Zishan : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Yunus : 'Yes, I have'
Zishan : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Yunus : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Zishan : 'Yes, I have.'
Yunus : 'Well, my father killed it.'
Juned : In our city it so cold that
even if we use 4 blankets it is very cold.
Zishan : In our city it is so cold that we have to use
at least 10 blankets in winter.
Yunus : In our city it is so cold that the cows gives ice-cream instead of
milk.
Zenila (to Hawama) : You know once my husband kicked the
football so high that it returned after 2 days.
Hawama : That is nothing. Once when my husband kicked the football it returned
after a week with a note on it that if the ball once again lands on the moon, it
will not be returned.
Jeep Driver : Sir, the lion is very close to us. How can we escape
?
Boss : Give the right indicator and turn the jeep to the left.
Bakery man ( to the customer ) : Madam, shall I cut 6 or 12
pieces of the cake ?
Madam : Do only 4 pieces because now days I am on diet.
Teacher : Name a great man who was born in your city.
Yunus : Sir, only babies are born in our city not elder.
