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Artificial Leg

In Cambodia, when anyone falls unconscious, they usually bite the person's heel so that he will wake up. This method is used everywhere in Cambodia. Sometimes, when you work without eating or drinking, you can just fall unconscious easily.

Now, there is a young man suddenly falling unconscious in the market. Everybody knows that the man must have been too exhausted. People start gathering around him to help.

Meanwhile, there is another taxi driver coming running in and telling that, "Let me do it, I am an expert with this, I have saved many people's lives like this".

After telling the taxi driver pulls the man's leg and starts biting his heel. Less than a second, there is a loud shouting in pain.. Everybody is happy because they think that the man wakes up. But it is the taxi driver's shouting and telling that "It is an artificial leg, three of my front teeth are gone".

I'll Bet A Few More Days It Will Fall Off

A man has a terrible wound on his ear. He goes to see a French doctor asking for some help. The doctor checks and says "It is really serious; I can't help you, unless I cut it out before it starts getting worse".

The man gets sooooo shocked and scared. He goes back to see Chinese traditional doctor. He starts complaining all things to the Chinese traditional medicine man.

After listening to the man's problem, the Chinese doctor says: "This is easy, don�t be afraid that it gets worse. All you need to do is use these herbs to rub it".

The man is very happy now, praising the Chinese traditional doctor that "You are so good, you are even better than the French doctor, because you don't have to cut it. I am safe now because I won't have to lose my ear, or else I will look very ugly".

Chinese traditional doctor replies: "Those French doctors know only how to cut, they don't know any other better way to deal with it, I tell you, I don't have to cut it but I'll bet, it will fall off itself in a few more days.

Make The Horse Take Medicine

Chheangly: Doctor, my horse is sick, what can I do?

Doctor (Vet): Well, make it take these pills of medicine, it will be fine soon?

Chheangly: Wow, these pills are so big, how can I make my horse take them?

Doctor: Well, I usually use bamboo pipe and put in the horse's mouth and blow the pills in.

Chheangly: Yearh, that's good idea. I'll try; thanks.

The next day Chheangly returns to the town with stomach ache. The doctor is wondering and asking what happens to him.

Chheangly replies "The horse started to blow first, so the horse gets well and I get sick, and my horse made take the medicine instead" hahahihhihihi

Chheangly At The Church

The pastor wants to test how high IQ Chheangly has therefore he begins to ask Chheangly some following questions:

Pastor: What did Adam say to his wife when he got angry with  Eve?

Chheangly: He said "Give me back my rib."

Pastor: Goooooooood!!!!! Next!!! Among 100 tourists in the States, 5 of them are terrorists, so if you were President Bush, what would you do?

Chheangly: Allow only 95 of them in the country.

Pastor: Correct!...... If you really need a bike, and you don't have money to buy. Wouldn�t you pray and ask from God?

Chheangly: No, God doesn't work in that way! Just steal one my neighbor and ask for forgiveness.

Pastor: What is the defferent thing inside man's and woman's pants?

Chheangly: "Pockets"

Pastor: Chheangly, you are sooo smart; I think you have higher IQ than I do, because I myself missed the last two questions.

Funny Robbery

Chheangly is ridding the motorbike down the road. A robber suddenly comes out from the bush and points his gun at Chheangly.

Robber: Let me introduce myself to you: "I am a notorious robber". Give me your bike before I shoot you"

Chheangly: Want my bike??? Of course you can have it. Just leave my life alone.

Robber: Gooooooooood!!!!!!!!  But before you leave the bike for me, please start it for me first.

Chheangly is a little nervous trying soooooooo hard starting the bike but it never works. What happens to the bike; they don't know? The robber is standing with the gun pointing at Chheangly for very long waiting for chheangly to start the bike.

Aiya, Chheangly can't start any more. Even the robber is also tired of holding gun. So the robber says to Chheangly: "You are useless, you have spent so much time starting the bike, but it does not work, Come and hold my gun let me start by myself.

Chheangly gets the gun, hahahahahahah What happens next, you know!!!!!!!!!

Be Converted To A Catholic

There is a Jew moving into the catholic neighborhood. Every Friday evening, he would start his barbecue and the catholic does not eat red meat, so it is kind of embarrassing to him. therefore this catholic decides to convert the Jew into catholic too.

The next day comes the catholic takes the Jew to the priest and the priest pulls out the holy water and starts waving the water on the Jew�s head by saying that "Born as a Jew, Raised as a Jew, Now become a catholic"

Now the Jew has already become a catholic. The next Friday comes, the Jew still starts making his barbecue again. All of the catholic neighbors are wondering what he is doing. Therefore, they gather together around his house to watch what he is doing.

Here they see the Jew carrying the sauce standing in front of the meat and starts waving the sauce on the meat by saying that "Born as a cow, Raised as a cow, now become fish"

Robbery

A guy is riding his bike down the road. A robber stops him and takes his bike away. he comes back home so sad telling people that he just got robbed not far away from the town.

Everyone is saying to him that "Why didn't you shout when the robber took the bike from you so that people would help you?"

Shout?? The guy replies: "I have three golden teeth, if I shouted the robber would take even the three golden teeth, I tried not to even open my mouth (to hide the teeth)" hihihihi

Getting married in the Church

There is one Chinese couple getting married in a church. The church requires that the couple pay the money to the church according to the beauty of the bride, meaning that the more beautiful the bride is, the more money they will have to pay to church and the pastor.

Here, Wedding comes, the bridegroom (the boy) takes the bride to the pastor and in Chinese tradition, and the bride's head has to be covered with a piece of cloth.  

Now they meet the pastor and the man hands the money to the pastor $5.

The pastor gets sooooo surprised and wonders why the man gives him soooooo little. So the pastor asks "why sooooo little?"

The man does not say a thing but takes the piece of cloth out from his wife and shows to the pastor............................ the pastor smiles and says to the groom "You can have $2 back"