| Taste the Socks of Dracula Suck the Shorts of Dracula Wear the Shoes of Dracula Zip the Pants of Dracula Glimpse the Buttocks of Dracula Guess the Weight of Dracula Wear the Shirts of Dracula Bust the Balloons of Dracula Wash the Car of Dracula Dunk the Donuts of Dracula Slob the Knob of Dracula Flush the Commode of Dracula Part the Hair of Dracula Cap the Teeth of Dracula Fry the Eggs of Dracula Kick the Ass of Dracula Mop the Floors of Dracula Pave the Driveway of Dracula Shave the Face of Dracula Bite the Butt of Dracula Repair the Truck of Dracula (know in Italy as Lug the Nuts of Dracula) Dab the D*ck of Dracula Scrub the Tub of Dracula Wear the Glasses of Dracula Clean the Nails of Dracula Milk the Cow of Dracula Womp the Rabbits of Dracula Count the Moles of Dracula Market the Vittles of Dracula Coat the Tongue of Dracula Soil the Hairpiece of Dracula Slap the Living Sh*t Out of Dracula Cultivate the Nostrils of Dracula Holler Real Loud at Dracula Replace the Flint of Dracula Cash the Check of Dracula Weather Strip the Vents of Dracula Stare at the Shorts of Dracula Sniff the P.O. Box of Dracula Count the Toes of Dracula Spurn the Spuds of Dracula Spill the Sperm of Dracula Examine the Eyes of Dracula Moisten the Nipples of Dracula Hurt the Feelings of Dracula Examine the Excrement of Dracula Probe the Bowels of Dracula Tickle the Toes of Dracula Dracula ... Man or Moth Hide the Cape of Dracula Pick the Nose of Dracula Sell the House of Dracula Stomp the Toe of Dracula Defend the Morals of Dracula Bend the Clothes Hangers of Dracula Laugh at the Pen*s of Dracula Squint Your Eyes at Dracula (with Clint Eastwood) Stick Out Your Tongue at Dracula Peer Into the Ear of Dracula Discover the Brother of Dracula Rub the Belly of Dracula Paint a Pretty Picture of Dracula Tap the Knee of Dracula Tell Dracula You�re Sorry Stop Making Up F**king Stupid Dracula Titles Shave the Legs of Dracula Wear the Shoes of Dracula Hose the Toes of Dracula Sour the Crepes of Dracula Conceal the Chicklets of Dracula Nap Within the Perimeter of the House of Dracula Determine the Thickness of Dracula Leroy�s Extremely Hairy Butt Attack of the Over Sized Seed Ticks of Dracula (British version contains an extra ten minutes of I Was a Teenage Jewboy Dracula tick spurting fun) Castrate the Piglets of Dracula Dracula vs. the Effiminites Skip the Yard Sales of Dracula Irrigate the Canals of Dracula (porno) Liquidate the ASSets of Dracula (porno) Dracula�s Hat Ram a Big Stick into the Suspiciously Swollen Lower Colon of Dracula Dracula�s Fun in the Sun Video Sampler Clog the Pores of Dracula Dracula�s Shetland Pony (Pt 3) The Demonstrative Adjectives of Dracula |
| Absurd Digest |
| The List of Least Known Dracula Films |
| Those of our staff involved in this project were ... Robert Kirkpatrick, Alan Clarke, Tony Caldwell, & Annie Kirkpatrick. There was possible imput from Greg Enloe, David & Celia Strickland, and Danny Kirkpatrick. |
| The Homepage for Archaic Pant Styles |
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| This morning we will be reading from the book of "Secretions", this being a letter from the prophet "Jody", to the "Effiminites", in relation to the anniversary celebration of their great exodus across the creek "Randy", by way of the low water bridge. It states ... "Yo, Effiminites. How's it hangin'. Word to your mama! Can't make the celebration. Doin' that prophet thing in Jersey. Whole gob 'o' sinners! Best to all. Love, Jody." |
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| Ever wonder just how many chicken livers Oprah Winfrey could ram into Lynda Carter's nostrels? |
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| Would Raquel Welch? Natalie Wood. Would Dan Rather? |