| List of Rejected Nemesis for the Next �Spiderman� Movie Titty Boy Compound Fracture Girl Major Seepage Johnny Red Urine Wilbur Throckmorton The Carpet Beetle Leisurely Breakfast Man The Haunted Spatula Captain Flyswat The Neglector Lothar, The Intergallactic Barber The Tweezer Twat The Splash The Hernia Radish Breath The Scalp Old Man Pemberton�s Testicles Napolean Tarpolean - The Emperor of the World (for all intents) Joey and Mr. Pow Pow, The Turnip Twins The Chicken Finger The Ghost of Somebody The Angry Procrastinator Walker, Texas Jay Walker The Ghost of Somebody Else The Weeping Sore The Groper The Varicose Vein The Bilingual Heckler (with The Stuttering Translator) Chief Johnny Three Shoes The Dripper The Blue Pimple The Velvet Palm The Winker The Pillow The Association of Over Medicated Timber Monkeys Carl & His Fuzzy Fists of Fury The Prudent Jackal Senor Wilber Pinchaloaf The Cadaver Twins The Gooey Girl Felix, Baker of the Damned The Obnoxious Rotisserie Cowboy The Nearly Silent Lurcher The Granite Ghost The Blind Fly The Inseminator The Kitty Litter Woman The Used Rubber Maid The Regurgitator The Girdle The Anus Balloonhead The Fleeer Boss Jenny The Caustic Biscuit The Blueberry Tart Negligee Girl Spew Face The Unhappy Camper Puddleduck The Slightly Off Camera Barking Noise Crazy Harry Williams |
| by Robert N. Kirkpatrick, Tony Caldwell, Jeff Waddle, and Dennis Hansberry |
| Absurd Digest |
| We are the ones your mother warned you of! |
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