| Rejected Titles for the Next �Eric Clapton� CD The Best of Abba Random Grunts and Fish Farts Ode to An Empty Eye Socket Fried Catfish & Boiled Okra - A Breakfast Delight The Poetry of Dan Rather Music to Eviscerate Your Cat By Soundtrack to �Scary Movie 17� Like a Methodist Caught in the Truck Headlights Mumbled Christmas Favorites Metallica Classics on a Badly Tuned Piano Columbus Day Family Favorites 41 Takes of the First 30 Seconds of the Same Song The �Green Acres� CD ROM Blues to Trim Your Nose Hair By The Lost Cowboy Songs of Donald Trump The Surprise that Southwestern Ardmore Had for Us as We Began Our Inquiry Into the Evolution of Bung Hole Gnats Mickey Hickey Lickey Dickey Potty Potty Pants For the Love of Poodles This $29 CD is Only 13 Minutes Long Ogsnogburandletink Lathering Your Pygmies and Staining Your Tarps Mama Didn�t Raise No Tractor The Ernest Tubb Colostomy Prognosis The Return of Mr. Sticky Pants Wallerin� in a Tub of Congealed Chicken Fat Why I Love Gritty Armpits Half Hearted Attempts to Record Something of Merit Volume 5 Screams of Tortured Children Songs of the Dangers of False Religious Doctrine This CD Contains No Booklet, No Song Titles, No Label, & is Rattling Loose in a Busted Case |
| Absurd Digest |
| The Standard By Which All Things Are Judged |
| by Robert N. Kirkpatrick |
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