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The List of Unknown Marx Brothers


  Skid Marx                  Pock Marx                 Chalk Marx                      Red Marx
  Marky Marx               Black Marx                 Claw Marx                      Scratch Marx
  Scorch Marx              Powder Marx              Teeth Marx                    Check Marx
  Plow Marx                 Lo Marx                     Hash Marx                      Duetch Marx


The List of Rejected Chinese Restaurant Names


  Vachina                                           Screaming Rodney Wang�s Chinese Surprise
  Buck Owen�s Chinese Roundup                                             The Blue Rangoon
  Lynard Skynard�s Chinese By the Grace of God
  Yesterday�s China                                                           Risky�s Chinese Buffet
  The Round Eye Death Palace                                              Larry�s Pizza
  Phido�s Puh Pee Buffet                                                    Loo�s Stool �n� Chair Shop
  Taste of Carp                                                                Shanghai Wiggly Critters
  Evil Kitty Crematorium                                                     Go Go PooPoo
  Choobooga Buffet                                                   HuMans-The Authentic Chinese Restaurant

 

List of Words and Phrases Not Found in the Bible


  Wal-Mart                              Frank Broyles                                 Porno Mag
  Candy-Assed                         Drill Sergeant                                 Tax Deductible
  All Inclusive Trip to Branson, Missouri                                 Deer Season
  Dick Breath                            Formula One                                  Thermometer
  Hole in One                           Led Zeppelin                                Laser Eye Surgery
  Body Language                                               Momma, Johnny called me a fart bag!
  Thirstbuster                            Nacho                                    Calculator
  Monica Lewinsky                                                  There are only 33 Shopping Days left ...
  Republican Party                       Queer Bait                                     Ronco
  Regis Philbin                           Batman                               Titty Bar
  Radioactive Lesbian Parachute Pants                                   Nintendo 64
  The Beach Boys                                              Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
  Crustacean Encrusted Bowling Bags                                    Nose Bleed
  Oriental Testicle Manipulation                                              Shower Massage
  Kathy Lee Gifford (this came as quite a surprise to her)
  CD Recorder (this came as a surprise to me)                      Exxon Oil Company
  Tax Cut                                       Rest Stop                                 Frank Sinatra
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