She approached him (smiling) And noticed that there was a �yellow spot� on the front of his white denim, multipurpose britches A �yellow spot� that was as equally distracting as the bulge in his crotch A �yellow spot� that demanded examination, but defied all known definition, as to its nature A �yellow spot� from the inner reaches of his own body A foul smelling, fungi forming �yellow spot� She took him to bed. And in the dark crevices of his underwear ... there was a �brown streak� Embedded with blood crystals and surrounded by a �vile green emission� And in this sea of �putrid secretion�, there floated and swam several large pieces of undigested �niblets corn� Green Giant Vacuum Packed 99 cents a can Corn ... from without and now from within And she wanted it To the point of murder Guessing the threat, he laughingly rammed an ice pick into her left eye The surprise on her face was, momentarily, blurred, by the stream of �thick bodily fluid�, that poured from her mouth She wheeled around and calmly said .. �I told you not to do that, until I had my mouth full of live crickets� He shrugged and apologized Many months later, they met at the edge of a cliff, on their home island of Crete, to consummate their relationship With gore encrusted samurai swords in hand, they lunged at each other, lost their footing, and plunged to a horrible death Ignorant Cretins. ***************************************************************************** Amazing Facts A pastor in Orlando, Florida claims to be the direct descendant of Don Knotts. As proof, he has produced several carp skeletons and a canceled luggage claim ticket from a trip to Pakistan. When asked about this, Billy Graham claimed to have �no idea in hell�, what we were talking about. Knotts remains dead. |
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