Dr. Buddy Rydell
Sarcasm is the second cousin of Anger.
Dave Buznik
Flirting is the second cousin of Cheating.
Dave Buznik
[to Linda]
I want to have children with you! Children!
With your eyes and my... last name! That's all I want.
Stacy
Uh, we're in the adult film industry, and, we're lovers.
Gina
Yeah.
Stacy
So Gina was having sex with this guy Meelo
which was totally cool cause it was in the script.
Gina
So we invited him back to the
house because we like a little variety...
Stacy
I look up and see Gina kissing Meelo on the MOUTH which
is not cool, because it violates our threesome code of ethics!
Gina
So Stacy bit my toe off.
Stacy
Then Meelo starts yelling, calling me a crazy skank...
Gina
And nobody talks to my bitch that way.
Stacy
That's right.
Gina
So I stapled his lip SHUT.
Dave Buznik
Well, we've all... been there.
Dr. Buddy Rydell
Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.
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