Hi, I'm Gregory Pratt, and I approve this message. Well yeah, obviously so, since I wrote it
As a way to introduce myself to you, I must admit that I'm a bit of a Political nut (salted), a political nut who doubles as a man who has spent more than half his life in either an arcade or a gaming shop, or sitting on his bed, playing video game systems from the past glory days of the Nintendo era, to the new frontiers of the Playstations, until the morning has dawned and my eyelids are falling heavy over my eyes. As of this writing, I am currently fighting the good fight (IE against our dear President's bid for re-election.) When it comes down to my hobbies aside from the political world and gaming spectrum, I am an avid reader, though my most read books tend to be biographies. At the moment, I'm anticipating the sequel to "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", which was a great read for all. Go get it. Now, or else angels will cry. No one wants that. Except that smelly kid over there. You don't want to be likely the smelly kid, do you?
Through the course of my life, I have lived by two mottos, each inspired by jelly beans. The first one is that you can tell the content of a man's character by his favorite jelly bean, and, the other is that you know, truly know, that you're in love when you're willing to give up the last jelly bean. A lot of beans there. Colorful beans. I also enjoy tales of myth, such as Jack and the Beanstalk. Such a wonderful tale. It once inspired me to build a beanstalk and climb to the skies, where I fought a giant. *Blink*
OK, for those of you think I'm a little obsessive over the beans, I'd like to state that I'm joking about the bean-inspired mottoes. Though Jack and the Beanstalk was a fine tale, and I honestly did fight a giant, so nyah. For more details on that, read my autobiography, My Pants Are On Fiah', of which a paperback is already available.
Here's to hoping for better video games in the future (Go Nintendo DS, Gamecube, boo everyone else!) the sixth Harry Potter book (as well as other fine crafted books, from non-fiction to the downright made up. I recommend Against All Enemies by Richard Clark for the former, and The Way Things Ought to Be by Rush Limbaugh for the latter) and another one term Bush Presidency
Now, to help make a transition from cute commentary on who I am (though really, we've barely scratched the surface) I'm going to put up a few pictures, with some slightly silly comments. You will laugh. Fair deal no? Cleverly posted pictures with witty taglines sound good? Too bad if they don't, because with the Economy the way it is, you'd be lucky to get soup.
Now, this, is a picture of America. Diverse, good natured, wearing cool shoes, think about it, it's a caricature of the awesome, and true, kind.
The above is the world, at the moment. Happily spinning. Watch it spin until you get dizz and headbutt the wall. Considering all the anti-nuclear missile treaties we've pulled out of, we may not be watching the world spin for long
That is the man, when he's not in monkey form, leading the "let's destroy all forms of global stability!" campaign.
Who will save America this election year, you may ask? Could it be John Kerry? Mighty Mouse? Monica Lewinski?!?!? No, it just might be the man below, or so our sources say....
Wait, our source, a delusional five year old, has retracted his statement, and sadly, it won't be Link saving the would. 'Twould've looked good for the pages of history, but it won't be him. So, as an Australian one-hit-wonder group would sing, "Who will it be now?"
It will be we the people.
Want to laugh at the way one man can mangle the English Language?
For the finest in journalistic integrity....