Being an icon can be tough
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5/10/06 I'm driving down the road when I see a brand new Volkswagon bug, decked out in shiny lime-green paint. Inside the car is a petite woman seated on the generic flower seat covers that we've all seen. The entire package is set off by a vanity plate that reads "HAVOC"
Horray! I discovered an oxymoron! Somebody pinch me.
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.5/3/06 The following is a taken from a real life discussion. The names have been changed for those who would deny it anyways:
BRAD: So, I went to the Utah Arts Council webpage to see the final designs for the Utah Quarter......and they suck
(General Laugher)
TED: What were the designs again?
BRAD: Well, there was one of the golden spike, one with a beehive on it, and tinally a snowboarder doing a half-pike or something like that.
DERRICK: They're not very original over there are they?
(General Agreement)
ARTHUR: You would think it wouldn't be that hard to come up with something unique and different.
GREGORY: Yeah, I mean there's lots of things that people associate with Utah that doesn't involve the same boring things.
ARTHUR: Yeah, there has to be something that's never been done before that when people see it on a quarter, they would say, "Yup, that's Utah."
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ME: How about Orrin Hatch strangling a Mexican?
(Nervous laughter)
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