| Why Martin is Lovely |
| He told me to create this page. Apparently no site is complete without an "I love Martin" section (even his, which doesn't have one!) so here it is. There you go, darling! He thought I wouldn't do it! |
| 1. He constantly "pigeons" with his girlfriend (whose name, in the interests of privacy I will censor. Find it by re-arranging the following letters: Yma) 2. He is in no way better than my boyfriend, no matter how he encourages Amy (oops!) to argue with me otherwise. 3. He is very good at making websites. 4. He has lovely hair. 5. He's quite sweet, in the same sort of way as a gnome is sweet. 6. He spares the time to talk to me, even in real life. Which is nice. 7. He has an alter-ego (just like the best of us - see Nikita for more information!). 8. He didn't shout at me for what I wrote about him on my "People I Know" page. 9. He probably fulfills all my criteria on the "Men Are Fuckwits" page, thus completely proving my point. 10. He told me to write this page. Which probably means he thinks I'm actually quite funny. |