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| If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to? Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend? Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover? If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white? If a table is propped up can it be propped down? If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil? Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza? How come, in the Mini Wheat�s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat�s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place? Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn�t people aim for their head or crotch? If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research? Can you fart and burp at the same time? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Have you ever heard of a raisin that is not dry? If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical? If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove? Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs? Since you have to pull over when you see a funeral coming down the road...what would you do if there were a funeral coming down both sides? If you can test drive cars at the dealer's, why not test-drive lawnmowers around at a hardware store? Is there anything easier done than said? Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia? Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people? If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play? Are you able to fart in heaven? Why isn't sour cream really sour? Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn�t care anyway? Why isn�t the Q or the Z included on the phone Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They�re going to see you naked anyway? If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Do ducks sneeze? Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom? Don�t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub? Why do they call it "morning sickness" in the middle of the afternoon? Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible? If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? Can vampires donate blood? If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to? If you could walk through the walls, wouldn�t you fall through the floor? How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church? If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will? Why is there an L in NOEL? If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk? Why is Bra singular and Panties plural? What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called? When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle? Do fish ever get thirsty? Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed? If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on? Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them? On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one? Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number?? Can angels eat devils food cake? If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought? If ignorance is bliss, why aren�t more people happy? Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on the calculator go the other way? Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newly weds? Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down? Is bad a bad word? If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Why does the label on children�s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!? Why do they call front seat shotgun? Why are all farms red? Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV? Why are there dents in a golf ball? Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room? |
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