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Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths? Can you blow a balloon up under water? Can crop circles be square? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap? Why are there black lines on a basketball? Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible? Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun? If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st � January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out? Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you?? Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what�s the difference? Can a person choke and die on a life savor? Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? What happens when you say �hi� to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack? If you took a compass to outer space would it still point "magnetic north"? Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space? Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters? Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes? Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? Why do people who don�t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer? Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird? Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals? If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man? Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water? If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the traditional colors? Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why do birds bob their heads when they walk? Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill? How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does? When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won�t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert? Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there? Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity? What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time? Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die? If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident? If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price? If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church? When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand? Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn�t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics? |
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