I spent the budget surplus.
I tried to withdraw Darwinism from public schools.
I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set the record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any US president. After taking the entire month of August, 2001 off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history in September.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other US president. And I still have 17 months to go!
I take a strong stand against affirmative action even though I got into Yale only through my family connections, not on the merit of my academic record.
During my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I set the record for the fewest number of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
I very recently cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. As a matter of fact, I did this after we attacked Iraq. But I still like to tell everyone else to "Support Our Troops."
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide (15 million people) to simultaneously take to the streets in protest of me and my obsession with attacking Iraq.
I have retreated from or dismissed more international treaties than any president in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the wealthiest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations removed the US from its Human Rights Commission.
On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations removed the US from its elections monitoring board.
I have attempted to render the United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
