One of my biggest lifetime campaign contributors, who is also a very good friend, presided over one of the largest ever corporate fraud scandals (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
During a time of economic hardship for the lower and middle class, and during a time of huge war spending to finance the attack of Iraq, I signed into to law a multi-billion dollar tax cut which primarily benefits only the wealthiest Americans like me, my appointees, and my campaign contributors. Therefore I have shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
I am the first president to run and hide during an attack on our country (and then lied by saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
In approximately 18 months I have turned an astounding amount of world sympathy for the US (after 9/11) into an astounding amount of resentment and hatred.
With a policy of 'disengagement', I have created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
As a result of my foreign relations savvy, 71% of recently polled Europeans view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
As a result of my foreign relations savvy, recently polled South Koreans feel more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
I set the record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not divesting from corporations bidding for government contracts.
I have failed to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, even though their alleged existence was my sole basis for the "urgent" need to attack that country before UN arms inspectors could complete their work.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security/intelligence failure in the history of the United States.
I appointed a former lumber industry lobbyist to a post in the Environmental Protection Agency.
I appointed a former auto industry executive to a post on my Energy Commission.
I called hundreds of thousands of anti-war protesters "nothing but a focus group."
My Attorney General John Ashcroft (whom I appointed to this very important national position after he lost a Missouri senatorial race to a deceased man) has removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other Attorney General in US history. And he's not finished yet!
When I entered office we had the strongest economy in US history and now, less than two years later, every single economic category is heading straight down.