There are the wonderful people I choose to spend my time with, I'm not fucking finished yet so if you're missing don't cry... just bug me a lot to give me some motivation to finish it...




Brody... Mandar... AMANDA?:
Yes, she is my main girl, a little nasty at times but only the best people are. You'll most likely find her downtown trying to sell pot screaming some Operation Ivy song, that is, if she's not swimming in the fountain in front of the mall with me. She likes getting punched in the nose by old men, but only in April. If you wanna mess with me you have to get through MANDAR CREAM OF THE ICE first... and if the name alone doesn't scare you just wait till she pokes your penis....


I miss her so much, and not a day goes by when I'm not thinking of her. She was my life, my love, my everything and still is... I wrote that piece up there before she died, so I'm keeping it rather than writing some sappy new one... like I just sorta did... hah. "AND I-N-G!!"


Travis:
Travis is my lobster according to Lotte's theory... You know, the one person you can't live without because... well, he's my deranged half, like me if I all of a sudden lost all sympathy for anything other than things that effect me or himself. Aside from all the evilness there is a loving little boy who likes to play in the playground with me and sing songs and carry me around on his back. Travis can be found in the far away land of Edmonton, he was sent there by his evil step mother after an encounter with a shopping cart and hockey guy... I miss him a lot, but I've learned to live without him by my side 24/7... whew, progress. He will always be in my life, and I probably will never go a day without thinking of him... He is also one of the reasons I must build a teleporter before the end of my life...


Matt (Mattjew):
I think I've found him passed out in random bushes way too many times, but despite that this boy is fantastic. I never realised how similar we were until the group started quarreling and many kids took of in different paths. He's great because he'll explore and play and act rather childish with me which many people just won't do. The best thing about that though is since he's smaller than me I can pick on him all I want... muahahahaha!! He is the real snuggle buttons. (I came home one night at 4am to find him sleeping in my guest room cuddling with temperkill)

Cat "fucking" Paterson (The Cat Pat)
Cat is one of the most wonderful girls I have EVER met. We are so much alike in certain ways it creeps the shit out of me. She's very motherly and has a huge following of children... This girl is not to be messed with, I swear I will hurt you if you piss her off... well, she'll hurt you, I'll glare and shake my fist. If you want to get on her good side, bring her a cheeseburger, or maybe a new car... Even though I haven't known Cat that long I feel a really stronge bond between us and she is EVER SO FUCKING SPECIAL that I'd do anything for her. In fact, come here... I need your liver...


Ashlee:
I loveish this girl, she's the only other downtown one (shhh the others aren't DOWNTOWN), and this makes her tough. grrr Ashlee GRRRR. She has the prettiest hair, always a different colour, and goes to wellington... not that we like wellington, we just like Ashlee. Me and Ash like to sit on people's backs while they try to race up hills on their hands and knees.... we also enjoy spying on drunk kids making out in bushes ("who does that?!") hehe We're married of course, and are considering turning musslem so the mighty Cat Pat may join our love ... thing.


Laurina:
"Why is it like that Raina?" Laurina and I like to burn things... especially the boxes that the beer came in. Let's hope there was beer. I cannot even begin to count the amount of times we've been stuck with some creep downtown together and all there is to say is "I don't know" while laughing/snorting hysterically... We always seem to get the creepiest ones when there's no one to save us. I started hanging out with this fine one as soon as I moved downtown, she seems to snatch all the new people and try to warp them to her side of things, shitty for her I was already warped... Anyhoo, that's Laurina, you can find her downtown, I would say the cambie steps, but they're now the speed steps due to the take over... sick. Don't worry though, she will find you.


Krista (KRISTUUUUUUUUUH!!):
"AND I-N-G!!" oh man, Krista is a goddess with mighty pie and al-kee-hol buying powers. We enjoy hiding in the smoking section of bars together and making fun of everyone surrounding us. Krista is a big sweetie-pie (hense the name krista-pies??) and is nice to even the dumbest of us all... Krista and I are just two timid girls trying to get by in the world. We break into big scary buildings that have sinister alarms just because it's raining and we lost all hope for others. Krista and I can overcome "THE FEAR", it just takes two babe... ;)


Jimmi! (Alex):
Awwww... such a lil terror!! This kid, I swear, do not turn your back or something may happen... He once stuck about 7 match heads in my cigarette (without me noticing, my back was turned see??) and the next time I go to light one on my 3rd inhale it bursts into flames in my mouth... Yeh, it scared the shit out of me. Okee, so I make him out to be a lil hooligan when really he's an awesome guy and I love the bugger no matter what. He's really smart and is definatly one of the more intelligent kids of the group even though most people for some odd reason don't expect it. If you're ever doing mushrooms, do them with Jimmi, he will show you the ways. I have a feeling he's going to blow himself up one day with the amount of explosives he builds and keeps around his house... Alex and I like shooting Andy in the eye with dart guns...


Rob (Robert [mc]Lee):
Rob's one of the originals of the group. I met him at ND along with a few other mechanics boys at the beginning of grade 10... He's one of those boys who likes cars a lot, and talks about cars a lot... yeh... I've learned to just nod and go "that's great sweetie" haha just kidding rob... This boy is such a sweet heart, he stuck by me and put up with so much of my shit when I was going through my hell with Travis. He's a great listener and I find I can ramble on to this boy for hours... He also likes to eat apples off a fork... *shrugs*


Andy (Andoo):
The first day I met Andy he was poking Amanda with a stick while she hung (she couldn't get down) from a tree... I was introduced to him as "darkchild" and he hasn't gone away since. Andy is one of the best people to talk to, he's very understanding and puts up with a lot of shit (I mean, he IS married to Pierce). Andy has recently joined the "losers who drop out of high school club" so he's a little harder to find. He's the only death metal kid I've met that listens to Dashboard Confessional.... tee-hee
Little drunk girls really like seem to love him... "I'm SOOO HORNY!! ANDOOO DO MEEEE!!" *snort*



"new" Ryan (that kid from Toronto)
So one day in February we came across this boy. He'd been in town for a few weeks and still had met no kids he desired to be friends with... We took him in. That night Ashee and I showed this eastern boy the ropes of small town island living. We drank with the kids and wandered the town by roof tops. Ever since that night me and this boy have been close. He's now back home in Toronto and I miss him already... but soon the day shall come when he will return and all shall be balanced and well again.


Steve:
Bah, Steve lives in Victoria and doesn't like comming to visit because apparently he's too good to be Cambie scum these days. He's such an amazing person and I love him to death. He's an emo kid (whether he wants to admit it or not), has the prettiest dreads, and is the biggest (literally, the boy's 6'7) sweetie... Steve is always getting me into the best bands, speaking of which, he has one of his own called Kincaide, look out for them because they're going to make it big. Steve likes to talk in his sleep (and have dreams about processed meat) but I don't mind because he can always make me laugh no matter what, loose meat style... err yeh...


Josh:
Josh is the biggest asshole I know, he is angry, hates everything and he will kick your not-quite-dead body. Josh tried to hide it, but really he's a big dork with star wars bed sheets. He moved into the appartment across from Laurina last spring(/trail end of winter) and came and bugged us cause we were listening to Sublime, after that day he just never went away. His place became the safe clean zone when Laurina's became too much for us... He's a girl in the sense that he will change his clothing 40,000 times before we can go out... but he also enjoys handcuffing girls wearing only long underwear and a hoodie to his bed. Which I think is quite sick. Josh is one of my closest friends, it sucks that he lives in Victoria now, but at least it gives me somewhere to run away to....


Jesse Bell:
is one sick little fuck. <3 Jesse lives in a little crack like house that should really be condemed over by city hall. 1:00 is dancing hour, and any time you feel angry feel free to pick up a stick and squish some of the rats that live below (be careful not to hit santa though). Jesse tells the wickedest stories and an awesome sense of humor. He enjoys taking long walks on the beach with his brother's girlfriend "Pardeen" and bathing in tubs of mayonaise and onion juice... STACK 'EM TO THE HEAVENS JESSE!!


Jon:
Jon hates everyone. Not really everyone... just... well, lots of people. Jon when he's drunk is THE BESTEST thing in the world, I live to hang out with jon when he's drunk... Know why? Because that's when the hate melts away and he becomes the happiest giggly ball of joy.... Seriously though, I highly respect this boy and love talking to him, and I really miss seeing him every day. This boy has the the prettiest hair in the world *pat pat*


Kyle (The Shephard):
Oh baby, oh baby!! Now here's Kyle, he's a filmaker and a damn good one at that (when they actually write a script...). He's got such passion and is all about the unity. I think he actually IN LOVE with Anti-Flag, or all music for that matter... This boy has an amazing heart and such incredible spirit, but BEWARE! For Kyle has a redneck twin named Shane who likes to spray cleaner in the eyes of innocent punk kids... "10-4"


Donnie:
I just met Donnie this summer at Warped Tour but he's already managed to squirm his way into my stomach... errr heart?? He's completely and utterly obsessed with Glassjaw (*random fact* did you know: donnie has pins of the faces of each member of the band, custom made I might add), and has a slight tendancy to lick my head... I always catch him making fucked up noises when no one is looking, I think his inner child has taken over his brain... DONNIE IS MY FUCKING HERO!


Brad Park:
Brad Park is so incredibly special... I luff this boy with all my heart and wish him all the happiness in the world. He used to have a mohawk, he also used to have a lip ring... he also used to have a Blasphemy hoodie (hehe, MINE). You should listen to this boy's voice if given the chance (nooo not singing, just talking) for some reason it was what drew me into talking with him more the first day I met him. I LOVE HIS VOICE. If he's not hiding out in Cedar than you'll probably catch him downtown singing the PenisPenis song with that Rathy kid...


Lotte (Charlotte):
What a trendy fucking whore!! Awww... kidding Lotte, you know I love you! This girl, she's so pretty... a little twinky at times I shall admit... but seriously, we need someone around to drive by blasting Luticris (uhh yah, jesse can't spell horrible rap group names) and to wear short sexy skirts in the middle of winter. Hah, lottie is really rad, she's super sweet and likes to bake, oh and she definatly likes our Saturday night sex.


Brady
Chicken Alfredo style Brady is the man. He's a big ball of gooy emo with some orange edition on the side. One day I am going to build him a nest of his very own with a mashmallow bed and german monkee butlers. Brady is Cat's wife, perhaps child? We're not very sure... But Brady is the shit, and you wish you were as cool as him.


Val:
Val likes sugar, wait, that's SPOOOOOOOGAR!! Val is so awesome, you really have no idea just how awesome until you actually meet her. She's so genuine, and is one of the craziest gals I hang out with (okay, one of the only girls). Val likes to watch girls run around in only hoodies, one day she will be that girl in only a hoodie... one day... but for now she'll be fully dressed in that HOT lil skirt of hers... Val owns me...


Ryan R:
Ryan is usually sighted within the depths of Parksville but comes into town regularly for Friday night drinking. He's one of the sweetest people I've ever met and talking to him always seems to make me happier than I was before... I met him on new years eve and he still wants to be my friend after watching me sit in a parkade puking the whole night... You know you've found a keeper when they stick around after shit like that. He is a very talented artist and shall one day be FAMOUS! Why? Cause I say so.


Jesse dreads (PUPPY!):
Okay, so this boy, he's an odd one... I think they all are, but him especially. He reminds me of Daniel to an extreme extent (I LUFF YOU DAN!!), I think it's mainly his voice... but we're not going to get into that. Jesse has the name puppy cause he's a lil mooch (says Raina) but he's so cute and cuddly you can't get mad like you do with Alfo... Jesse's heart is full of milk, seriously, it is... ask him... he's very special, and he has a fucking rad name. "Fuck Jesse, help, this is like... part of the bible" (-pierce)


Amber:
AMBER IS THE PRETTIEST BALD GIRL!! Although, she's not really bald anymore... but she sure as fuck was. Amber is an amazing girl, a hippy, an artist, and she stands for everything good... YUP that's right she's a fucking superhero. I really miss seeing Amber every day at school, she brightened up my life. Me and her are practically related, know how? She's my sister's cousin, cool eh? We met in ballet when we were like... nine... AND SHUT THE FUCK UP I AIN'T NO DANCER.... "I hate you Mr. Nelson... I hate you"


Booth:
Booth is a very special drummer boy. Strong believer in Karma and doing nice things for others... The thing I like most about Booth is how he's not afraid to get in touch with his inner child (hehe) and will plaaaaaaaay. The night before we (Alex, Brad Park and I) left for Seattle (ANTI-FLAG!!) Booth snuck in Alex's window and played lego with us until 3am. Booth has many girly stalkers because he's in a band which makes going to his shows really entertaining... heh stalker girls are weeeeeird.


Fumiko:
I've known Fumiko about as long as I've known cheese. That's a long long time!! I met her in grade 2 and we've managed to stay pretty tight through a lot of bullshit. I love this girl a lot if not only for our past that we share, in the end we always end up tripping down the same road. We used to be in a Sailor Moon club together, and in the later years would sneak out at 3am to buy frozen chocolate cake.... We knew all the guys who worked at the gas station so well, even creepy Mike who we actually saw jacking off to porn. "AHHHH CREEEPO!!" She likes comming to my house without a shirt on and then stealing my clothing (MY FAVORITE HOODIE BITCH!) and never giving them back... I hate Miko. <3


Piercey:
Pierce and I are the last remaining Muscle Bitches (Travis, and Brody have both departed), we share a special bond because of this... Pierce is that boy who either lives in the treefort in your back yard or with his jibjib girlfriend... He's a good guy, but I worry about the kid a lot, I miss my old little rathy. Pierce is the one we can con into doing almost anything stupid for our entertainment because, well, he's just like that I suppose. He will forever be trying to bum a smoke and have a huge grin on that shovel face of his. Oh, and you can get him to snort almost anything.

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