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Name: Benjamin
Rhys "Ben" Hale
DOB: 7/18/81
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Shape: Drumstick
Favorite Pasta Sauce:
"Down With Italians!"
Current Bands: Punky Bluester,
Gemini 6, the other band w/ the guy & Nathan
Favorite Song:
Estimate of the Life-Expectancy in
Brazil: Yes.
Favorite Convenience Store: The
P.O.T.C.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Most hated person: David
Favorite Sports Team: New
Orleans Saints
Kevin Nealon, Dennis Miller, Norm
MacDonald or Colin Quinn?: Dennis Miller
Favorite Non-Christian Religion: Rastafarian
Political Party: Not with old
guys, they don't party well.
Instruments Played: Drums
Crack or Crystal Meth?: Crack
Who shot J.R.?: Me.
Reo Speedwagon or Journey?: REO.
Favorite Bands/Influences: RBF
Favorite Movie: Monty Python and
the Holy Grail
Car: The Jeep.
Favorite Baywatch Castmember:
Tits.
Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads?:
Blondes.
Favorite Teletubbie?: My Dad.
Ali vs. Tyson vs. Holifield vs. Foreman?:
Ali. |
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Name: David
Sanders "Luscious" Willis
DOB: 3/29/82
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Shape: Flying Vee
Favorite Pasta Sauce: Red and
Spicy
Current Bands: Punky Bluester,
Ellis, The Sinners, Defuser
Favorite Song: "A Day in
the Life of Joel," Digger
Estimate of the Life-Expectancy in
Brazil: Between 12-35
Favorite Convenience Store: The
Wilco
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Sometimes brown
Most hated person: Geraldo
Rievera, Jesse Jackson
Favorite Sports Team: UT VOLS
Kevin Nealon, Dennis Miller, Norm
MacDonald or Colin Quinn?: Norm/Dennis
Favorite Non-Christian Religion:
Voodoo
Political Party: Ted Nugent
Instruments Played: Guitar,
drums, bass, piano, the elephant tusks and the
bagpipes.
Crack or Crystal Meth?: Crystal
Meth
Who shot J.R.?: The CIA/FBI
Reo Speedwagon or Journey?: I'll
shoot myself if I hear either band ever again.
Favorite Bands/Influences:
Cream, Taste, Led Zepplin, The Clash, Digger,
RBF.
Favorite Movie: Clerks
Car: '71 Toyota Corolla
Favorite Baywatch Castmember: Hasselhoff
Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads?:
I loves 'em all.
Favorite Teletubbie?: The ones
that aren't flaming homos.
Ali vs. Tyson vs. Holifield vs. Foreman?:
Tyson would chew on Ali's ear;
in turn, Ali would beat the hell out of Holyfield
and then Foreman
would eat them all after grilling them on the
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Name: Eric
Thomas "That Guy" Newsom
DOB: 6/13/82
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Shape: Absolut bottle
Favorite Pasta Sauce: Marininaria
Current Bands: Punky Bluester,
Gemini 6, Ellis, the American Jigelos, the Double
Agents
Favorite Song: "Don't Cry
for Me, Argentina," Me First and the Gimme
Gimmes
Estimate of the Life-Expectancy in
Brazil: 1-125
Favorite Convenience Store:
Anywhere convenient
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brownish brown
Most hated person: This fat girl
that was at Danny's house.
Favorite Sports Team: Houston
Astros
Kevin Nealon, Dennis Miller, Norm
MacDonald or Colin Quinn?: Dennis Miller
Favorite Non-Christian Religion:
Hari Krishnas
Political Party: Protestant
Instruments Played: Guitar,
bass, harmonica, mojimbe
Crack or Crystal Meth?: Both,
but only on Tuesday.
Who shot J.R.?: Television's
Regis Philbin.
Reo Speedwagon or Journey?: REO,
for Karate Kid memories.
Favorite Bands/Influences: Me
First and the Gimme Gimmes, Pearl Jam, the Who,
the Clash, Avail, Mr. T Experience, RBF
Favorite Movie: The Princess
Bride
Car: Invisible.
Favorite Baywatch Castmember: The
electrifying Carmen Electra.
Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads?: Brunettes,
but all others considered.
Favorite Teletubbie?: Popo
Ali vs. Tyson vs. Holifield vs. Foreman?:
Ali, back in the heyday. Now, I'd give
it to Holyfield, 'cause Ali, even though with his
disease is smart enough not to get back in the
ring, and Foreman, with his Meineke paycheck has
no reason to. Tyson's overhyped. I beat him with
"Mac" on Nintendo. King Hippo's harder
to beat. |
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Pictures courtesy of Trey
Benfield.
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