My little brother has written stories about me and you getting it on and he posted them online! I have threatned to suck his blood out (I'm part vampire) but he wont give in. Can you somehow get him to unpost them?
A worried Slytherin,
Emily M.
There are many things I have to say to this, but first let me comment on how strangely perverted your brother must be. He is writeing about his sisiter being deeply involved with someone else, which I see as sick. I am appalled that you would not suck his blood out on the spot and am embarassed for the both of us.
Don't pay attention to my older sister. She just don't understand fine literature. I may be younger but i can write hard core bedroom sceens about you! *sniggers* i'm a Gryffindor and my sister is a Slytherin. Weird huh? Do you have the hots for my sister?
As ever,
Shepard M.
WHY YOU DIRTY LITTLE SNOT!!! YOU COULDN'T WRITE FINE LITERTURE IF IT BIT YOU IN THE ASS!!! BY THE WAY CHARLES DICKENS, YOU SPELLED "SNICKER" WRONG. 20 points from Gryffindor for being a dunderhead and an extra 100 point will be taken away for writing disturbing content about your teacher and you sister. *growls*
Awwwwww.....wheres your stories, Shepard? I wanna read 'em ^_^
*Spit flying* SILENTS CHILD! You face the threat of being expelled...