"Whoa, man, did you hear that" said Greg amazed by what he heard.
"Dude...you are soo high" Laughed Devon "It's the T.V. man"
"No, it came from outside it sounded like a damsel in distress" replied Greg as he stood up. The sound was getting stronger he didn't know how it was happening. It was like he could hear miles away...a feeling within him.
"Oh man, I forgot to tell you, that weed you smoked was laced...." said Devon not noticing Greg's paranoia. "pretty badass huh? It's laced with...uh...something nukular, I dunno but, I figured you'd like it so i got it for you. I just wish i could've smoked some."
"Devon....that weed...my stoner sense is tingling" said Greg now heading out the door.
"Whoa man, you're really high or that nukular marijuana really fucked you up" said Devon
"How could you sell me radioactive weed Devon, I'm gonna die!!" yelled Greg angrilly making his way to the front door.
"aahh man, no way...nukular shmukular...it never killed anyone" said Devon knowingly.
"Devon you tampon licker, What about Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Chernoble" Said Greg getting into Devon's truck.
"What are those.....types of weed?" replied devon calmly "That Nagasaki one sounds trippy."
"Devon...listen to me shithead...first of all it's pronounced nuclear. And radioactive material is extremely deadly" said Greg as he turned the key to the truck. "Have you ever heard of the A-bomb fuck face, or perhaps the cold war, are you aware of that!"
"Oh yeah it's when we did that thing a long time ago and killed a bunch of people with that deal" said Devon "and that stuff with the Ruskies, where we got a bunch of killer bombs."
"I'm glad you know something...you see...those "bunch of killer bomb" had nu-cle-ar material, and that's what I just smoked." Said Greg running a red light as he drove not quite sure where he was going.
"Dude...........your gonna die, man" said Devon slightly worried now that he realized the predicament. "where are you going? A hospital?"
"No, I told you that woman was in danger, I gotta save her, and I brought some weed too, I don't know why, it's like something inside me told me to." said Greg.
"Yeah, i brought some weed too, but I always do."replied Devon
"Alright, well light that shit up man, I might as well be high seeing as how I'm gonna die pretty soon"said Greg as he handed Devon a lighter
"Oh shit dude, take a hit of this bong, I made it myself, it'll fuck you up." coughed Devon while smoke poured from his mouth
"HaHa, you are a pothead" Greg laughed
"And I'm under this bong's effects man....it's trippy" Said Devon taking another hit.
"Don't hog the bong man......." Greg was saying, when he heard it again. It was a distinct cry for something and it was clearly a woman. "It's close...there it is again!!...It's coming from behind that dumpster!"
They aproached the dumpster and were shocked to find a hot chick tied up and screaming for help.
"Dude, you where right, some chick was screaming" Said Devon "how did you know that?"
"Nevermind that now... how are you doing" Said Greg facing the girl.
"Some freak, he said that he wanted..to...to..hav..have sex" She said sobbing as Devon untied her " I said no way and he told me, fine, that's not what I'm after..I'm an evil genious in need of marijuana and I know you have some...that's when he tied me up and took all my pot. Said he enjoyed narcotics instead of sex. I was left here helpless without a bowl of reefer. I was sure no one would hear me in the busy center of Houston and I would be left to die......sober" The crying got even worse. "But you came and rescued me, and I can't thank you enough. But, how did you know I was here?"
"Well I'm not really sure but this guy here sold me some radioactive weed, now I can sense people in danger if I'm really high, I think if I get extremely fucking stoned, I might be able to have some super powers" Greg said
"That would be so kick ass dude, you'd be like that super-dude-man" replied Devon.
"Hell yeah and I would have to be fucking baked all the time for the good of mankind" Said Greg celebrating his discovery with Devon by doing a happy dance "I bet they would make weed legal too after I show them how kick ass it is.... Oh shit man, I'm gonna get the fine ass bitches with my super powers"
"Ya man, too bad your gonna die, like tommorow" said Devon as he stopped dancing
"Shit, that's a bit of a downer." Greg replied sadly as he too ceased the dancing
"Wait, maybe you won't die" Said the hot chick, and continued talking when she saw the dazed expressions on their faces "My father is the greatest nuclear scientist alive and a well known pot smoker, he could have a look at you and fix you if you're going to die, it's the least I can do to repay you."
"Fuck...my...ass!!...I save the daughter of a nuclear scientist,when I have radiation poisoning I am one lucky bastard"!! Said Greg restarting his happy dance when suddenly a large rod-shaped aircraft landed behind them. Out stepped a Man wearing a neon green leotard his blonde hair swaying and his eyes red from smoking.
"So, you've found her have you...and I found a little nusance in my plans, Well The P.E.N.I.S. is the smartest, most clever weed smoking evil guy you've ever seen." He said letting his fire eyes burn everything around them.
"Greg man he's named after a shlong hahaha...Hey asshole I'll show you penis" yelled Devon unbuckling his pants.
"Shut the hell up, shit face, he's got fire eyes" Yelled Greg at Devon.
"Well, look at that, he does" replied Devon like a true stoner as he zipped up again
"Quiet you morons, Who be you?"Said Penis
"Fuck dude, I'm a stoner with powers...so I'm a super stoner" said Greg confidently
"and I bet he's mightier than you...He's Almighty" said Devon
"Yes I am the Almighty Super Stoner or A.S.S." said Greg stepping toward Penis "and this here is just a Pothead Under a Bong's Effects or P.U.B.E, currently we're Weed Intoxicated Enjoying Narcotics Especially Reefer or W.I.E.N.E.R if you prefer."
"You're quite good at those aren't you." said Penis looking slightly impressed
"You know, I thought I did pretty well"
"Oh yes definetley, It took me weeks to get my name. I supose I'm your arch nemesis now."
"Yes I supose so...I'll let you get back to your evil then"
"Right...You have messed with the wrong stoned genious...this means war!!!" said penis as he stepped into his aircraft the tip slid open for him. He started his engine and poked his head out of a window at the end of the aircraft looking somewhat like a sac caontaing large metal balls. "I will soon have all the weed on this planet for myself...so that no one can enjoy it" he yelled as the aircraft took off.
"Right I think we should go see your dad then, so I can be a super hero of some sort" said Greg as they watched the cock and balls aircraft fly away.
"Right, by the way the name's Smoka...Smoka Joint." said the hot chick as they all got in Devon's truck and headed off towards Dr. Joint's house. As they stepped into the house he was already expecting them.....