How To do The Happy Dance
The Happy Dance has been a stoner tradition since the discovery of this glorious plant! Every group of stoners has their own and every individual may have his/her own happy dance. This is the happy dance that I prefer as does the A.S.S.
Steps:

You can do this with a friend who shares your glee or you can do it on your own, which ever.

1.) Get really happy, (like if you found cash on the street or even better a joint.) Whatever gets you going in any case
2.) Now the dance begins (light the joint if one is present) smile stupidly and look straight forward.
3.) With a dazed expression and a moronic smile you look happy! So hum a little tune.
4.) Put your arms on your hips (keep the dazed expression at all times) and bend at the knee slightly
5.) Hold your arms in that position and start swinging them to and fro.
6.) Now continue swinging your arms and looking stupid, start up your legs the same as your arms but in the opposite direction jumping all over, do a heel click now and then.
7.) Alow your legs to flail about wildly and go around in circles (continue grinning idioticly)
8.) If with a friend, lock arms and go around in circles allowing your legs to flail about. No need for the arm motions, switch arms in mid dance and go the opposite direction. Repeat.

Congratulations You are now doing the "happy dance"! Don't abuse this knowledge, pass it down through the generations. A detailed and labeled diagram of the "happy dance" is below.
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