2.) Pour the semen of a viral male on her and sing "I got you babe" by Sonny and Cher
3.) Run around her naked with a wild badger close behind you
4.) Throw 5 chickens at her while frolicking with a virgin male.
5.) Throw 5 virgin males at her while frolicking with a chicken.
6.) Put on her fanciest dress and shoes, get hammered, soil yourself, then ask her for some shnoz-berries
7.) Sit on her head, twist her arm, and force her to say "you're the king"
8.) Hop over to her on one foot, grab her breasts, and shout "honk, honk!!"
9.) Insult her mamma while a virgin male frolicks with 5 chickens.
10.) Wait for The "Almighty Super Stoner" and his organization to kill her.