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| Why do women love Oprah Winfrey so much? This is the question men have wondered since the dawn of Oprah's empire. Many of you may have bought Oprah's story, that she's just a kind, giving woman, but I know better. Women and fruitcakes watch Oprah seeing her kind acts to people in need, and want to be like her. They listen to her every word and worship her. They pay top dollar for tickets just to see the legend in person. Well, you may say that it's no big deal, but, if you look at the facts you'll see the truth.The scientists and reporters here at Greg corp. have been researching Oprah for several years now. They have worked day in and day out trying to discover Oprah's hold on the women of America. Last month they came to a conclusion and the results where stunning. They had uncovered Oprah's dark secret....she is an alien dictatress trying to take over the world through our women and feminine men. I bet most of you believe I'm some kind of psycho but look at the facts, man, look at the facts!! Oprah started her rein of terror in 1986. She got into the harts of our woman through touching stories. She showed extreme generosity with her money and this kindness earned her our women's trust. So once she had thier undivided attention she starrted training her army. She lost hundreds of pounds if not thousands, encouraging our woman to train and workout "for themselves". This is when our men stopped caring, their woman were looking better and better so they turned a blind eye to the terrorist's plan. Men no longer bothered wondering why the women loved Oprah, and stopped watching it to figure that out. With the men off her back, Oprah started phase three. She had theire trust and had a serious traning program. She then started hypnotyzing the women with her super powers. She started showing them how dumb men were in subtle ways. Brought in experts like Doctor Phill to fix our women's flaws and has almost completed her evil plan. She'll tell the women men are not necassary in sexual pleasure and will create a race of nothing but lesbians like herself. I predict she'll soon introduce shooting practice shows, and then call on her army to kill thier husbands, boyfriends, fathers, etc after taking thier sperm to be altered only so that girls are born.. She will then tell the remaining world that she is now our ruler. She'll finish off the rest of our men then use our beloved planet earth for her factories where our women will be enslaved. This will not be the end however, for she wants to rule all the universe. She will undoubtedly launch campaigns in many other planets. I advise all men to take cover NOW. All women who have been able to resist the demon and those who have just realized must start planning to kill Oprah. NO ONE IS SAFE. THIS IS NOT A TEST...EVERYONE HIDE IN THEIR BOMBSHELTERS. Oprah can not be killed easily!! | |||||||||||||||
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| All views expressed here are jokes not to be taken seriously. HAHA so there...now u can't sue me you devil woman | |||||||||||||||