| The Janet Jackson - Zira Reunion |
| Recently I was reading an issue of a certain parody magazine. In this magazine there was a parody of the very stupid movie, �Planet of the Apes.� This was the new version. On the first panel there was a picture of the main girl monkey. And in the background there was another monkey who had a thought balloon saying �Janet Jackson?� Now I don�t know about you, but I find that very refreshing. You see I�ve noticed and commented on the disturbing resemblance between for quite a while now. She looks exactly like the freaky monkey chick and vice versa. From the freaky nose to the ugly hair it is almost like twins. Janet Jackson could almost be a clone of that ugly monkey chick. But enough about what I think what do you think? Email us with your response. -Isak Well, what Isak's written is fine, but I think this article needs to be a bit longer. So off I go! If you think about it, Janet Jackson is an amazing woman. She's managed to overcome her addiction to crack and become a legend of pop music, and we're not talking about the one where she gets really high and tries to kill her husband. That will have to wait for a different article. But, let me be serious for a moment. Janet Jackson has really managed to accomplish a lot. She's a black woman that has been able to conquer the entertainment industry. Not only is she a singer, she's an actor too. I thought that she was brilliant in Planet of the Apes. What? That wasn't her? Are you sure? Well, I checked the site, you were right, I was wrong. So, sorry Janet. I suppose we should respect you for your many accomplishments. Despite the fact that you look like a monkey. -Noah |