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Practiced Dissonance
Sometimes, you have to stab all your friends in the back to show how much you care. Priorities man, priorities.

I'm not totally sure how you got to this particular page, as I have no links to it. Anyway, it should be changed drastically in the next few weeks/months. Expect MASSIVE DISORDER. Chaos.

aRTICLES
     Truly, these are the heart and soul of the Nimrod. Ranging from 1 paragraph quickies to 5 page monsters, these gems are guaranteed to make you laugh so hard that milk comes out of your nose.
rEVIEWS
     Don't you just love being told what to think? I know I do! Eat red meat! Vote Republican! The government cares about you!
fORUM
     Voice your opinion. Worried that it's     not well-reasoned or that it's a bit insane? Well, so are ours!
sTAFF bIOS
     Learn way more than you want to know about the staff. For instance, why Mikey is afraid of feet, or why Spaz robbed a bank.
nINETEEN wHEELS lYRICS
     I swore when I started doing a website that I would never, ever do a lyrics page. I've let myself down.
tHE tRIFECTA oF dANS
    Okay, these guys aren't officially part of the Nimrod, but we love them. Really. We wish them the best of luck, and I would like to brag that we get *way* more visitors than them. You guys rock.
tHE nIMROD hORIZON
    Well, here's a bunch of pages that we want you to help us dominate. Our goal is to fill them all with Nimrod readers. Help a brotha out.
iNTERESTING lITTLE cONVERSATIONS
    These would be some of the strange things we encounter online. Basically, we get someone into an interesting conversation, and then put it on the site.

Well, this is my first update since the death warrant was signed. You see, though the Nimrod is dead, I'm still using it as my little spot to hold articles and reviews and such. So, you can go ahead and keep checking for updates. However, if you're looking for REGULAR updates, try checking out Practiced Dissonance. It's my new site, where I write.

GTG.

-Noah X

If you would like to view a previous nimrod site, here's links to most of them.

Under Knightmare
At the Batcave

Yes, I'm plugging the.fray. Why? Simple, I've been added as a blogger! So, do me a favor, check these guys out, they're kinda interesting.

If you find any broken links, it's because this page is almost constantly under construction. If you check back in a week and the link *still* doesn't work, then e-mail me at [email protected]. I'll try to get around to fixing it then.

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