haunt

Two of the staff here at The Paper recently went to the haunted house called �The Haunt 2001� Here is their review:

The Haunt is a haunted house located on 28th street and Breton. It was about a fifteen minute wait and it was pretty much worth it. After the wait, which was outside so dress warm, there was a entrance hall where you could warm up a little bit and then an admissions booth. The price was somewhat steep, twelve dollars. But hey, what's the point of having money if you can�t spend it?

After you got your tickets you went and stood in line for a bit. While you were waiting you kept getting blasted with fake fog every few seconds that got you pretty wasted. They also had this fake mock up of a house with a lot of detail. They had a fake outhouse (and let me tell you, you don't want to get it confused with the real bathroom like I did), a well where you could give them even more money under the pretext of �making a wish�, and even a clothes line with real clothes on it including boxers, although i don�t want to know where they got all those clothes from. Now in the interest of keeping it interesting for when you do go, i will only tell you a little more about it.

They have some really dark spots in it, which is bad because some people where running into the wall. They have a 3-D glasses zone where everything seems to pop out at you. And finally at the end they have a crappy gift shop for the people who were such bad actors that they couldn't cut it wearing a costume.

So here is the whole article compressed into a few bullet points

� Price: $12, Friday and Saturday
       $10, all other days
� Location: 28th Street and Breton
� Hours: Weekends: 7:30p.m. to midnight
        Weekdays: 7:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m.
        Closed Monday and Sunday
� Time Running: Now through November 3rd
� Rating: 8 (out of 10)

We took away points because there were places where Noah walked into the wall and the spacing between groups was pretty bad towards the end.