dirtybooks

As I've said before, I work in a library. When I was shelving children's books, I suddenly became aroused. Why? Well, let's take a look at some titles.

      Let's Play Rough - tell me that it doesn't sound even vaguely dirty to you.
      Bouncing on the Bed - think about it.
      Have You Seen My Cat? - what's another name for a cat?
     Just Us Women - lesbians! Plus, the illustrators name is Cummings.
     Whitewash - again, just think about it. Also, the illustrators name is Sporn. Drop the first letter.
     Officer Buckle and Gloria - tell me you haven't seen that porno. You know the one.
     Kiss it Better - I'm not even going to say anything, it's just too easy.
     Little Oh - oh, oh, oh!
     Midnight in the Cemetery - okay, I'm probably the only one that finds this even vaguely arousing.
     You Forgot Your Skirt, Amelia Bloomer! - oh c'mon!
     Franklin Rides a Dyke - oh, never mind. That last word is "bike". I knew I should have paid more            attention in school.
     Welcome Back to Pokeweed School - sex AND drugs!
     Mr. Santizo's Tasty Treats! - it just sounds like a porno.

By the way, all of these books are fairly good. I suggest that you read them all, I did.