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| American Pie 2: Where�s the nudity? by NOaH |
| If you only see one movie this year, it should be this one. Well, actually you should probably go for a porno instead. Okay, if you only see TWO movies this year, you should see this movie and a porno. American Pie 2 contains all the sexual hijinks you�ve grown to expect. A veritable melting pot of debauchery and drunkenness. Actually, there�s only one drunk girl in the whole movie, and she gets knocked out by a flower pot within 5 minutes. But there is a lot of debauchery. It ranges from an unwilling "golden shower", to lesbians, to Jim�s mishap with the Krazy Glue. Fortunately, they elected to avoid another pie scene. Unfortunately, the movie contains LESS nudity than the first. What the fuck is up with that? The topless girls aren�t even as attractive as Nadia. They look like they�re about 40 years old. We want Shannon Elizabeth! Oh, just so you don�t think that I�m just bad at reviews, this article is so short simply because there�s not much else to say. |
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