| GRRR. |
| geocities is a bitch and has ruined 2 of my pages now, including the first rpg archive, making it impossible to ever update either of them ever again. so, here's the SECOND page of the rpg. second chapter, second episode, whatever the fuck you wanna call it. kyo shows my frustration. gawd i love that man. ~punk-chan (why can't pagebuilder ruin NORI's and TOTCHI's pages?? no, just mine... *angst*) totchi: *sniffle* you want my room ruined T_T that saddens me....*feels unloved* punku: i don't want your pages ruined, i just wish geocities didn't single ME out and pick on me T_T i wish it was an equal opportunity pisser! |
| kyo: *to miyavi* oh yay i'm glad you stopped crying. *runs off to see if he can get punku to stop crying now* miyavi: *follows Kyo into punkchan's room with the kitties* maybe if i give her some kitties she wills stop crying?? I'm sorry T_T toshiya: *watches them leave* They are going again?? *sighs* guess lil' totchi is always left alone T__T *sings sad lonely totchi song* punk-chan: *sniffles* kitt-ieees? *looks up from her rainbow brite bedsheets at kyo and miyavi... kyo... and miyavi... in her room... * *uses her super-special telekineticness to slam and lock the door* muwuahahahahaha you hav fallen into my TRAP! O_O *devil look* *licks lips and pulls out all kinds of harnesses and chains from under her bed* *apologetic look at the audience* gomen, i didn't want this to get hentai, but KYO and MIYAvI ARE IN MY FUcKING ROOM, what would YOU do if the worlds 2 sexiest men walked into YOUR room bearing kittens when you were sad? kyo: *escapes thru the window* gawd everyone wants a piece of me today, ne... *runs back to totchi* why the fuck are you crying agaiN??? *huggles again* i am so sick of trying to cheer you people up. be HAPPY! HAPPY LIKE A FREEKIN FOX! *does the i'm sick of cheering people up dance* i, of all people, should not be the one that has to cheer up TOTCHI, for fucking out loud. toshiya: Well I SAID LAST TIME that the reason I was sad was everyone left me and then everyone left me again!!! I go out of my way to try to make miyavi happy and I fail and then he just runs off with you without even a 'thanks for trying totchi, buddy ol pal' and I'm left all alone again and its lonely out here!!!!!! T_T... *sighs and sits down* Just forget about it, ne? Let's play a game! *smiles* kyo: ok, what kind of game? *hears odd noises coming from punku's room* i'll... pretend i don't hear that... O_o ehem. *pulls out a deck of cards* strip poker, then? ^^; miyavi: *sits on the floor of Punkchan's room playing with the kitties* lalalalalalalalala Kittykittykittyyyyy *snuggles* ... T_T I feel bad...*sniff* I was actually really cheered up by totchi, I was just being a spoiled brat before...poor Totchi..I KNOW!!!!! *reaches in his pocket and pulls out some crayons* wow, I have alot of stuff in there..hmm*pulss out some pocky* YEY! XD *throws it at Punkchan* entertain yourself female! Now..*rummages around in Punkchan's stuff until he finds paper* heehee, I'm gonna draw a pretty picture for Totchi and say I'm sorry!!!!! and I will never leave him all alone again ^-^ lalalala~!!! punk-chan: *growls at miya* put. the crayons. down. *whips him* NOW! miyavi: huh??? yeek! you woman!! so demanding!!! *calmly lays down his crayons* what do you WANT??? I am TRYING to do something nice for Totchi! have you no HEART??? punk-chan: *rolls eyes* you just DON'T get it. do you need a POLE to realize what's goin on? *leaves the room to go play with kyo and totchi* *runs back and sticks her head in* AND DON'T GO THRU ANY MORE OF MY CRAP, YHEAR?? jun: *walks into living room....* ohhhhhh a GAME! *sits down* I lurve games ^__^. and cats. is it a cat game? *starts stroking rill like an evil villian* BUWAHAHAHAHA toshiya: Strip poker? Ano...I've never played before so I dunno how...but if you wanna we will kyo-chan!! *grompu* jun: *picks up rill* you dont wanna strip do you? *picks up a electrical razor* BUWAHAHA ::rill runs away:: NO RILL *cries* i didnt mean it!!!!!! *buries head in hands* thinks of kyo stripping 0.o *shudders* your no kiri!!!!!!!!!!! *throws cards at kyo* kyo: *shuffles cards silently for 5 minutes*... *throws cards over shoulder* never mind. *pulls out a twister mat* woot! toshiya: Twister?? *bounces around the room* yay!!!!!!! ^____^ betcha I'll beat you!!!! *grins* kyo: if you do it will be because you knock me over with your long, luscious, legs!! *stops* @_@ *looks left, looks right* i didn't say that. hey, what was that noise? punk-chan: *is running from her room to the living room to play twister with kyo and totchi and jun* *sees jun's kitty fleeing toward her* oh, lookit!! a kitty!!! *runs towards the kitty* ACK! *is run over by the kitty in his attempt to escape jun's razor, loses her balance, falls against one of mana's pianos that happened to be in the hallway, cracks her skull open, breaks her neck, and falls to the ground dead in a puddle of her own blood and brains* kyo: *waves it off* it was probably just miyavi breaking something again.ok, right hand red! miyavi: Huh? What was all that noise?? *wanders out into the hallway* PUNKCHAN!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff* poor Punkchan...hmmm *goes back in her room* she can't get mad at me for going through her stuff now! yey!! XD lalalala *looks through punkchan's things* oooooh! Shiny!!! *.* yeyyy what's that?? *runs over to her closet where he sees something shiny, trips over something on the way there, knocking over a whole shelf of fun breakable things* eeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! it's another kitty!!!!!!!! *hugs the kitty* were you punkchan's??well your mine now! bahahahahahaaa~!!!!!! *puts on some of punkchan's shoes to walk over all the broken glass and other carnage he has caused* heehee, almost forgot *grabs hold of a bag of punkchan's things and takes it to his bedroom* ^______^ jun: *runs over to punk-chan* NOOOOO ::weeps:: 0.o is it just me or does punk-chans blood look like strawberry kool-aid? hmmm, I HOPE SHE DIDNT BREAK MY KOOL-AID POUCH!!!!!! *smells blood* HEY!!!!!!! that IS my kool-aid *kicks punk-chan* get up you silly sleepy head! punk-chan: *giggles* go away jun jun can't you see i'm trying to kill off my character?? i don't WANT to be a character!!!! *sees miyavi walk by with a bag of her things, in her shoes* YOU! *tackles and punches him in the face repeatedly* don't you EVER touch my crap! *is sitting on him holding his collar and punching him in the face, pressing his back down into the broken glass on the floor* NEVER! *bangs his head into the floor* EVER! *bangs his head into the floor* EVER! *bangs his head into the floor* understand me? .... miyavi? *gets off him* *pokes him with a stick* miya-chan? hmm. *grabs her stuff, gives him a final kick in the ribs, and goes back to her room, mumbling* gawd now i have to find some OTHER way to kill myself off... *gets to her room* *steps in the broken glass >crunch crunch!<* AAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! *runs back out and starts kicking miyavi's unconscious body some more* miyavi: *coughs up some blood* uuuughhhh X_x must..save..self..from...crazy female *cough* ok...*reaches in his pocket for another remote and clicks a button on it* yeeeeyehehehehehehe!!!!! COME MY MINIONS!!!!!!! *watches as 20 robots who look JUST_LIKE_GACKT come running out and start singing and dancing* BAHAHAHHAhAAAA~!!!!!! *cough* x_X jun: NoOoOOoOoOo NOT GACKT!!!!! falls on floor slithering in pain X__x GAHHHHH must bash! *picks up guitar, starts rawking out* noooooo not working....gackt...over..powering...must..save..self... *falls down stairs that magically appeared* i landed on my kool-aid, O.o owwwwwww, :sniffle sniffle:: miyavi: awwwwwww T_T *goes and hugs Jun* yey!!! kool-aid!!!!! jun: ^________^ tanks miyavi! *takes out more kool-aid* CHEERS , ::psst miyavi, dont rape me with your mind:: miyavi: too late ^____________^ kyo: ...o...KAY... *sits wide eyed on the edge of the couch, holding the twister spinner, watching what happens in the hallway* uh... oh. totchi. left foot green. jun: *pushes miyavi off, stands up and dusts self off* ::mumble mumble kirito mumble mumble miyavi, bah humbug:: i wanna play twister more! *runs over to the twister game* teehee miyavi: GAH!!!!! >_< nObody wants to play with meeeeeeeeee T_T oh yeah! *runs back up to Punkchan's room and bursts in* I forgot!!!!!! *grabs the picture he made for Totchi and runs out, knocking over another shelf on the way out* ^_____^^^ Totchiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs in and jumps on the twister board, flattening everyone * EEEEEE!!!! LOOK LOOK!!!!!! *shoves the peice of paper at Totchi* thsi is for you!! cuawww, i'm sorry Junchan. I'LL KISS IT BETTER!!!!!!!! *jumps on Jun and kisses the top off his head* yeyyyyy!!! XD *runs off to steal more stuff from Punkchan*z I was bein' MEAN before and you are so kawaii and I luv you k??? ^-^ jun: uwah!! *gets flattened* *gets paper shoved in face* what is this??? *looks at it* gah! KAWAII!!! arigato miya-chan!! *gromps* I luv you too!!!!! *huggle huggle* demo....you destroy our twister board T_T kyo: *groan* ne... itai! get off miyachan your BUTT is CRUSHING ME! *has a lilo and stitch moment* wahhh and i was winning T_T *bites his leg* ...hmm... ya know, miya, your legs are silky smooth. what kind of shaving gel do you use?? miyavi: AAH! sorry Kyokun!!!!! *gets off* oh, I dunno what kind I use..I just grabbed Punkchan's, you'll have to ask her ^_^ I used her shampoo too ^o^ jun: owwwww. *gets kicked in the head* now i got a boo boo... 0.o ::sniffle sniffle:: miyavi: awww, i'm sorry Junchan. I'LL KISS IT BETTER!!!!!!!! *jumps on Jun and kisses the top off his head* yeyyyyy!!! XD *runs off to steal more stuff from Punkchan* toshiya: *looks around the room at the destruction, turns to kyo* ano...what should we do now?? punk-chan: *is sitting in her room with a gun to her head* i was not supposed to be a character! i'm not supposed to BE HERE! *cocks gun* i guess i have to go out with a bang, ne... *is startled by miyavi bursting thru the door* HEY! *shoots him in the foot* i thought i told you to stay the fuck outta here! i should kill you for what you did to my stuff! miyavi: *sniff* my...foot... Punkachuuuu! put down the damn gun!!!! If you are gone....then I can rape Kyo and you can't!! GAAAHAHAHAHAHA~! And I get all your stuff ^_^ kyo: *sits in the living room wondering what the gunshot was* *turns back to totchi* uh.... i dunno. wanna go rent a movie or something? toshiya: Sounds good!! But...what movie???????????????????????????????? I wanna knoooooow!!! *gromps kyo* kyo: hmmm movieeeee.... well let's go to the store and see what's there! hehe, what about DIE another day? *giggles* ok, never mind. >< there's always the rocky horror picture show! let's drive to the store! *pulls out punk-chan's vette keys* miyavi: *mysteriously appears with foot completely healed* OH YEY!!!!!!!!!!!! *gathers up all his CD's* we're listening to my music!!!!! what do you want?? My last single...or my new demo tape??????? or maybe..Sex Pistols?? but they aren't as good as me of course ^_^ punk-chan: *pops out from behind him* isn't that... MY sex pistols cd? give it back! *tackles* kyo: uhmmm....there's only 2 seats in the corvette, you bakas. *grabs totchi by the hand and drags him out the door while punk-chan and miyavi wrestle on the floor and jun watches* *shoves totchi in the car and climbs into the drivers seat and screetches out of the driveway and is halfway to the video store already, blasting "i wanna riot" by rancid* toshiya: ooooooh!!! *is pulled and then shoved into a car* WHEE! ^__^ that was fun! heehee *looks over at kyo, driving like a maniac, puts on seatbelt* awww you're so cute!! *tries to glomp him but is restrained by the seat belt* jun: STOOOOOOOOOOP *stops the fighting for a second, and grabs the cd* ha, now its my cd ^__^ teehee *runs away* miyavi: NOOOOO!!!! IT"S MIIIIIINE!!!!!! >< I BOUGHT IT WITH MY OWN MONEY!! (that I found in punkchan's purse) punk-chan: why that dirty... *death punku glare* *looks at miyavi* YOU STOLE MY CD, IT GOT STOLEN FROM YOU, NOW YOU BETTER FUCKING GET IT BACK FOR ME! *brandishes HUGE kitchen knife* *infomerical music begins* it slices, it dices, it peels, it grates, it chops! if miyavi doesn't get my johnny rotten back in the next 10 minutes, i'll demonstrate on his KNEECAPS. *shoots dagger eyes and then smiles sweetly at the audience, turning the knife so that the light shines off of it directly into everyone's eyes* 10 minutes and counting, miyachan. *winks* you've stolen enough of my things, haven't you? i'm gonna make sure you never steal anything agaiiiinnn... *looks hungrily at his large, muscular hands and daintily sucks at the end of the knife* *a small trickle of blood runs down her chin* i'm waiiitiinnngg... miyavi: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!! don't hurt me Punkchaaaaaan *sniff* here, look what I found!!!!!! In Kyo's pants!!!!!! *hands her a demo tape for Vulger* see see????? it's for youuuu!! ^_^ *runs off to steal kool-aid so he can use it as a hostage* jun: NOOOOOO NOT THE KOOL-AID!!!!!!!!!!!! ::falls to the floor and twists in pain::: ANY-THING BUT THE KOOL-AID!!!! ::sob sob weep weep:: 0.o ohhh i heard those knife can cut through dry-wall punk-chan: gimme back my money and stop going thru my kyo's pants! *tackles* *points knife at miya's face* miyavi: AAAAAAAAH! *cries* but i spent all your money on the CD *sniffle* and Kyo SAID I COULD, cuz he's NICE. Not like YOU *sticks out his tongue* eep!! *pulls it back in, afraid it will be cut off* punk-chan: *stands with chibi hands on hips and knife in hand sticking out* he did NOT. i gave him my wallet and keys to get movies...and only movies! there's still money IN my wallet or how is he gonna pay for them??? kyo: *drive drive* you stay in your seat totchi, ya wanna kill us? *pulls into the blockbuster parking lot, squeals the back tires in a 180 degree arc before pulling into a parking spot* okaayyy... *pulls punk-chan's wallet out of his pocket* hehe this wallet is so cute. *stares at the black and pink checkered design* anyways. *pulls open the door and holds it for totchi, then walks into the store* toshiya: *walks through the door being held open for him by Kyo* Wow! That was gentlemanly!! *grins* ooooh *looks at the racks of movies* eheeeeheeeheee!! *runs off to look through the movies* kyo: *follows totchi into the store* mmm what should we get? wanna get ones we haven't seen or ones we really like?? ooh. we need pocky. *walks up to the counter* hey u guys carry pocky? WHAT?! why not??? comon totchi, these ppl aren't WORTH our TIME. *starts to walk out* ****alarm beeps!**** ack! i'm not stealing anything! huh? how did this videogame get under the back of my shirt?? it wasn't me i swear!! owch! totchi! HELP! toshiya: *hears alarm* nani nani?? *looks up and sees kyo in the doorway crying for help* Kyo!!! *leaps over and latches onto kyo* leave him alone!! He would never steal!! *begins crying* miyavi: hmmmm..*pulls his cell phone out and decides to call Toshiya* *ring ring* Moshi moshi??? strawBERRY: *pokes button on phone with little kitty nose* NYAO????? *hears Miyavi babbling* nyao?? *purr* *walks out of Totchi's room * miyavi: WTF?? strawBERRY?? issat you?? I'll try Kyo's cell *dieals* moshi moshi?? Kyokun?? WTF is going on?? what is all that noise?? is that Totchi crying?? toshiya: *hears his cell phone ringing* ano...*he looks up at Kyo questioninly, unlatches from him and answers his phone* Moshi moshi???? Miya-chan!! What is it?? miyavi: Ehh? toshiya?? You have Kyo's phone? *shrug* well anyway were you jsut crying? I thought I heard you..well..what are you guys doing??? what movie are you getting? can you come back? cuz I think Punkchan's gonna kill me or something..women..they're all nuts >.< I'm scared... toshiya: *gets all frantic and tries not to sob* SOMEONE FRAMED KYO FOR TRYING TO STEAL A GAME OR SOMETHING AND NOW WE MIGHT GO TO JAIHAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob sob* miyavi: WAH?? OMG!!!!!!! Noooo! *runs around the room screaming* aaaaagh! I'll save you!!!!!!!!!!! *puts on a bright pink cape* ok!!!!! now...I have to go!!!! but how..AhHA!!!! Kaede got his license suspended and is storing his motorcycle int he garage! *runs to get it* YEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tears out of the driveway and heads to town* toshiya: *hangs up phone, then clings to kyo again* Miyavi!! Hurry and come saaaaave us!!!! T_T kyo: *sits in the corner handcuffed* totchi...hey! alice in wonderland! ... mou... you're getting me all wet... even if miya DID get here what could he do? *points at cops* i wanna know who put that thing up my shirt... and HOW they did it without me noticing! O_O *looks around the store* *scrutinizes the people* *...a little girl and her mom, a teenage punk kid, a tall blonde guy in a trenchcoat with his hat pulled down over his eyes that has just escaped thru an emergency exit at the back of the store...* *thinks* must have been the little girl. toshiya: *sniffles and wipes his tears* yeah...*looks up at Kyo* are we gonna go to jail?? T_T what if they don't find the person that did it?? miyavi: *screeches into the parking lot and runs to the video store, bursting through the door* KYO! TOTCHI!! I"M HERE TO SAVE YOU!!!!! XD hmmmm *pulls a remote out of his pocket and pushes the button* GAAAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!! *cackles more as the whole store is invaded by his army of dancing Gackt robots* YEeyEhEhehEeeeeeheeEE!!!! *runs out int he confusion with one of his friends under each arm* |