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kyo: *clenches teeth and whips head around wildly, spraying foamy spit and blood all over* WHERE IS EVERYONE??? *looks under the bed* *peeks behind the refrigerator* *climbs up on the roof* HELOOOO???? am i alone here? *climbs down* *goes into the kitchen and begins to raid the pocky supply* miyavi: Jumps out of nowhere right onto kyo's shoulders* MY POCKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! *bites* SQUUUUUUUE!!! *grabs a bunch of boxes and runs around giggling weirdly* squeee squee squeee!!!! I'm like your ratties kyochan!!!! *puts two brown paper ears on his head* squeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! *kisses Kyo* yey you taste yummy Kyochaaaaan!!! *continues running around* kyo: aaahhh miyavi where the fuck did you come from?? *judo throw* MY pocky. MINE! *curls into a little ball protectively around pocky* *sticks out tongue* ... *rips off paper ears* RAWR! *sulks in corner with remaining box of pocky and watches miyavi run around* *waits till he runs by* *trips him* hee hee hee. *munches pocky contentedly* miyavi: *eyes fill with tears* owwwie.. T_T *sniff* sorry KyoCHAN ^^ *gives more pocky* *crawls over and hugs Kyo tightly* nyao ^-^ *starts kissing Kyo all over his cute little face* SQUEE~!!!!! Aahahahahahahheeeeeee!!! kyo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! WHAT? ya big freeky ball of bounce, get THE FUKAKU OFF ME! *pulls miyavi's hair* AAAHHHHHH!!! PUNKUCHAN! HELP! and i'm not kyo-chan! GRRRRRRRRR! shinya: *just stands there doing nothing* *wondering: "is Miyavi raping Kyo? O_O;; Pretend you know nothing, Shinya..."* punk-chan: i'll save you kyokyo! *tackles miyavi* weeehehe *kiss kiss kiss* shinya: *blinkblink* *big sweatdrop* *"oh my god.. now punk-chan is raping kyo. this sure is noooo~ good"* *runs off to hide* miyavi: AAAAAAH~! Why am I not allowed to have any fun?!?!?! I;m bigger than both of you~! *tackles Kyo* hey wait..*looks at shinya* CHUUUUUU~!!! YOu like Morning Musume right Shinshin?? well watch~!! *does the Renai revolution dance* ^-^ *tackles Shinya and glomps him* heyyy, it's summer, aren't you hot in all those cloths?? *begins removing them*... *proceeds to rape Shinya* shinya: *tries to escape* you.. fucking.. pervert.... go rape someone else ;_: *sob* miyavi: *runs away crying* I'm not a pervert!!!!!! shinya: *pouts* I didn't mean it like that *sob* miyavi: SORRYYYYYYY~!!!! *go finds someone else to rape* shinya: *points* Yu~ki's over there. Now I'm all alone again. *runs off to look how Miyavi rapes Yu~ki* miyavi: Now whose the pervert??? hahahaha, *brings out some chocolate* ohh Yuuuuu~kiiii!... *tattoos his name on Yu~ki's butt* kyo: OMFG! *sits unnoticed in the corner, a broken piece of pocky falls from his lips as he is scarred by miyavi and yu~ki getting it on about 5 feet from where he is curled in a fetal position around a box of pocky* it will all be gone when i open my eyes, it will all be gone when i open my eyes....*opens his eyes* AAAHHH! *begins to cry* somebody save me! please! aahhhhh! *rock rock* shinya: *crawls over to Kyo* *pokes Kyo* You okay? *big smile* kyo: OF COURSE NOT! *points wildly at yu~ki and miyavi doin the nasty on the kitchen floor* how can you just SIT there like you're ENJOYING it and....*facefault* oh. >< *runs out of the room and vomits on totchi* shinya: as long as I dun get raped I dun care what they do *giggles* miyavi: yu...ki.....YEEEEEEE~!!!!!!!! X_x *falls on the floor* heyyyyyyyyy *pokes Yu~ki's nose* I'll take Kyo you take Shinya~! come on~!!!!! WHEEEEEE~! *runs into the livingroom* BANZAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!!!!!!!!! *trips and falls* owwwie...*cry* YU~KI!!!!!! kiss it better!!!! prease??? *sniff* toshiya: *gets vomited on* holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks up and sees kyo* ...kyo...THIS WAS NEW!!!! *points to shirt* T_T shinya: I guess I better run O_O;; *runs* kyo: *wibbly eyes* gomen nasaiiiii *bow bow*... gomen nasai that yer a FRUITY-CAKE! BAHAHAHAA! *runs around knocking things over* *runs into miyavi* YOU! AAAHHH! *locks himself int he bathroom* go away! sicko. *gets bored, begins playing with decorative duck-shaped pink and blue soaps* quack! hehe quack quack! quack quack quack! ^_________^ oh no, lookout mr. duck! it's the toilet monster!! *flush flush* "hhheeeelp! save me save me!!" *flush!* "i'll save you mr. duck!" *throws other soap in* "oh noooo!" *flush flush* hehehehehhehehe! uh, oh... the toilet is foaming up...and over... i may need to leave soon O_o;;; IT WASN'T ME!! *darts out of the bathroom as a huge wave of suds flies out the door into the living room* *climbs the draperies* nori: *crawls through a window from outside* HI-YA!! what's going on? *petticoat hooks on window sill* *falls face first onto floor* owwie *rubs nose* that's gonna leave a mark *pulls leaves from hair* *sees miyavi* MIYA-CHAN!!!!! *agressive rib-cracking glomp of affecttion* i want some pocky *goes into the kitchen and finds none* KYO!!!! YOU ATE ALL THE POCKY!!! *rages* *grabs oversized kitchen mallet and searches for kyo* (punk-chan: btw..what the fuck is a kitchen mallet?) kyo: *hangs upside down cutely from the curtains* IT WASN'T ME, nori-chan, MIYAVI stole all the pockyyy! *curtain rips, falls and does a face plant in the suds oozing 4 feet high from the bathroom* *resurfaces with a pair of pikachu water-wings* weeeee! ^__^ *float float* shinya: *comes out of nowhere* *wet through* Now look what you've done *sob* I BET IT WAS YOU, MIYAVI!!!!!!!! COME HERE SO I CAN STAB YOU! miyavi: *reaches in pocket and pulls out three boxes of pocky* here Nori~!!!! *glomps* yeeeeee~!!!!! *runs after kyo* KYOKYOKYOKYOCHAAAAAN!! LET'S PLAY!!!!... Why does everyone blame me for everything??!?!?!?!?!?!! JUst because you cannot handle the fact that I am cuter and sexier and more nicer than you?? *sob* nooooooo~!!!!! don't stab meeeeeeeeeee~!!!!!!!! *runs away and hides behind Nori* shinya: *sob* I'm all wet through *starts crying* if it wasn't you.. who was it then? *sobsob* miyavi: well, let's not blame anyone *glares in the direction kyo went* but here *pulss some clean, dry clothes out of his bag and hands them to shinya* you can wear my leather pants and doraemon shirt until your clothes are dry ok?? *hugs shinya* ^___________^ now I have to go rape Yu~ki ^_^ kyo: la la la WEE WEE WEE! *spins around in the suds in the living room till it all drains away (no pun intended)* ohhh my vinyl kimono is shrinking O_o i better take it off before it cuts off my circulation!! *whips out a knife and cuts himself free* hmmm now i need new clothes! *runs around in nothing but astro boy little boy's undies with red piping, combat boots, and pikachu waterwings* eeehehe actually who needs pants? ^_____________^ ohh there's my neko-chan, she's all wet! >< hee hee hee *picks kitty up upside down and carries her around* kitty kitty kiiiitttiiieeeeee~~~ miyavi: EEEE~! STOPSTOPSTOP! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTER THAN ME!!!!! >_< ye gods you are just like mY cat XD *hugs shinya* shinchaaaaan!!! He's YOUR midget! make him stop being cuuute!!!!! *pout* toshiya: eep! undressed kyo!! ^-,^ <---drooling face *chases kyo like a zombie* miyavi: O.o but..you..can't!!! He looks os cute! HOW CAN YOU CORRUPT HIS INNOCENSE?!?!?!?! I get in trouble for raping him before, when he LOOKS like a MAN, but it's ok to try to rape him when he seems like he's five freaking years old?? INJUSTICE I TELL YOU!! *wipes drool off his mouth and pretends he isn't staring at Kyo's ass* toshiya: You aren't thinking right my friend! Don't yell at me for lusting after that sexy hunk of man...even though he does look adorable *squeek!!* You should be helping me! Two is better than one, ne? ^_~ miyavi: hmmmmmm ^_^ what do you have in mind totchichan??? XD toshiya: ano...I was kinda hoping you could come up with a plan ^^;;; I'm not very good with the uh....plan making and all....hee ^^;;;; miyavi: hmmmmmm...I KNOW!!!!!!! We can put a pile of Doraemon chocolate bars in front of the door to my room...then when he gets them we just jump him and drag him in!!! I have some..uhh..equipment..to restrain him with^^ toshiya: *mulls over the idea* Is the little one dumb enough to fall for that?? Hm... Ahh what the hell! Lets give it a try! If it doesn't work...there are always other methods, ne? ^_~ miyavi: no wait!!!! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!!!!!! I'll dress up as Doraemon!!!!!!! then when he hugs me I will hold him down and you can tie him up!!!!! ^____^ THEN we drag him to my room and, uhh, take care of the little devilkin ^^ and he can have the chocolate after, or we could umm..USE it.. ~_^ toshiya: OMG that is freaking BRILLIANT!!! *prances around the room* This is totally fool-proof! You are a genius!! wow! *grabs some rope* now...where is the little bugger?? *looks around* kyo: *has been sitting quietly behind the living room curtains listening to their convo* hee hee hee... *is all turned on* miyavi: urghh..this is heavy *lifts the head of the doraemon costume* yeesh *puts it on* okiee *ahem* ohh kyoouu~! It's ME your friend Doraemon!! Wanna play with my wherever door?? hee hee toshiya: *hides behind...something so Kyo doesn't see him holding the rope, ready to pounce* shinya: *walks around, searching for.. Kyo.* I can smell you.... *crawls closer to the curtains*... *pulls the curtains aside and starts chasing Kyo with a chainsaw* kyo: can't i get even a LITTLE PEACE IN THIS HOUSE? ya wanna RAPE me, ya wanna KILL me, *run run* ya wanna STEAL MY FUCKING POCKY?? what next, a COLONIC IRRIGATION for fucking crying out loud? why are you chasing me shinchan?? what did i ever do to you?? oh...you're wet. i got wet too ya know! and you're dry NOW. so what's the big deal? *embraces doraemon/miyavi* take me! take me now so shinchan doesn't cut my lil legs off!! aaahhhh! shinya: *pulls Jericho out of nowhere* Look everyone, this is Jericho-chan *glomps Jericho* She's gonna play Ken-chan ^_______________^ Jericho: *turning blue* ken: *chokes* *slowly, with lots of trouble, manages to wave* Hi... there... *passes out* ... *sees everyone is chasing Kyo* *starts chasing Kyo with an... errr... umbrella! yes yes, an umbrella* toshiya: uweeeh! *notices all the people chasing kyo* how mean!!!! *pout pout* *grabs a harpoon and runs out there to defend kyo from the scary people* kyo: wahhhh help toshimasaaaaaaaaa *crawls under the couch* i want my kitty! *rocks* i didn't do anything!!! except flood the house... T_T but that's just part of my adorable antics cos i'm sposed to be so adorable that you all pee your pants and go, "ohhh, that kyo" and do goofy little homosexual hand motions... *peeks out with wibbly eyes* don't kill meeee 8_8 i wuvvv you guys T_T *starts crying* *clings to totchi* ken: *sees Toshiya* Hmmmmmm.... *leaves Kyo for what he is and starts chasing Totchi* toshiya: wooooooooooah holy crap!!! why are you chasing me?? *gets teary eyed* kyo: *sees ken chasing totchi with a harpoon* NOOOOO!! my totchi!! i'll save you! *jumps on ken's head and lights his hair on fire* wwwwweeeeeeeeeeheheheheheheehehee *jumps off and hides under the couch again* *glares out with evil glowy eyes*... hey wait a sec, that wasn't a harpoon, that was an UMBRELLA... totchi had the harpoon! he could have taken care on himself...*watches ken flail aroundwith his head on fire* ^____^ oops. toshiya: waii!!!!!! Sankuu kyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps over to where kyo is hidding under the couch, pulls him out and huggles him* shinya: Hm... Toshiya, can I borrow your rope? I dun really have to chase Kyo, do I? But he owes me something... *innocent smile* toshiya: borrow my rope?? *holds rope close to him protectively* MY rope!!!!!!! You can no have! and...what are you planning with kyo??? I wanna know!!! I wanna be in the loooooop! shinya: *pouts* but I dun like sharing.... kyo: *cowers under the couch* eeeeeeeek! toshiya: Well then...you don't get my rope OR my Kyo! *grabs kyo and runs off* shinya: *starts crying* I want my Kyooohooo~ :'( kyo: *is being carried off by totchi* weeeeee where are we going, tochi- kun? ^___________________^ toshiya: ano.....*thinks* I'm not sure...I hadn't really thought that far ahead yet....*continues running* kyo: well I've got an idea... hehehe... *looks toward bedroom* miyavi: *jumps out of the shadows, blocking totchi and kyo's path* TOTCHI!!!!! yOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHARE HIM!!!!!!!! *cry* oh yeah *takes off the Doraemon costume* oh nevermind. Guess what?? I can pole dance!!! WANNA WATCH!?!?!?! ^________^ ne, poor Kyosama T_T everyone abuses you *looks at him sympathetically* toshiya: oops! Gomen! I forgot!! ^^;;; ano....miyavi-san...you can stop pole dancing...please... >.< *also looks at kyo sympathetically* poor baby!! Don't worry kyo!! we will protect you! ne, miyavi?? ^____^ kyo: please DO ^^ *licks pouty lil lips* >< shinya: *pouts* can I watch..? miyavi: oh we'll take GOOD care of you ^____^ *opens the door* haitte kudasai *evil smile* can we let shinchan watch?? don't want him to be bored ^^ oh, but you have to leave the chainsaw outside! no violence shinchan! unless kyo wants it ^_^ toshiya: hm...I guess shinchan could watch! ^__^ no harm in that! but No no no violence!! T___T kyo: *is all excited like a small dog* yayyyy *pulls totchi's hand* *jumps around like a hyper little kid* what are we gonna do FIRST? toshiya: awwwww he's so CUTE!!!! *grompu* kyo: *is glomped* miyavi: awwwwww, how kawaiiiiii~! *Squeal* ^-^ *jumps on the bed* oops, is that myhand on Kyo's ass??? *squeeze* shinya: yay I can watch ^__________^ *jumps around like a happy kid* *puts away chainsaw* Okay, no violence ^_^ (can I keep my whip?) miyavi: YEY~! BRING THE WHIP!!!! we might have to borrow it! ^_^ oops, is that BOTH of my hands on kyo's ass?? *squeeze squeeze* ooooh, soft ^^... OIOI! *takes a remote control out and presses a button* watchwatch!!*watches as a pole extends from the floor to the ceiling* ISN'T THAT COOL?!?!?!?!? *starts dancing on it* boogie wooooogieeee *shakes his butt* toshiya: -_- *is completely turned off at the sight of miyavi trying to pole dance* miyavi: T_T it's supposed to do the opposite...>_< it turns on setsu!!!!!! I think...she's squealing "HE IS SUCH AN ADORABLE IDIOT!!!' canadian girl's way of saying they are turned on?? it is..right??? ken: *has by now manages to put out the fire on his head* *is secretly watching the kyo-abuse* *turned on* *jumps through the window to rape someone* Ouch ><;;. The window was closed ><;;. *sees Miyavi pole-dance* *turned on even more* *gropes Miyavi* kyo: *sigh* *lays down in a vulnerable position* you guys are boooriiinnng miyavi: *licks ken then jumps on kyo* BORING are we?? *bites his nose* I'll show you how boring I can be* *let;s his hand trail down further and further until...* heehee ~_^ kyo: oh MY! *vomits* where's my totchiiiii????? toshiya: *bounds over* Here I am!! Ready to do your bidding, master! miyavi: *cries* FINE!!!!! I will just go away cuz you don't luff me!!!! *runs over to ken* kenchan!!!!!!!! can I *sniff* rape you??? ken: *hentai grin* Of course you can *drools* But... only if... Do you have some... toys...? *INSANE hentai grin* kyo: YAYYYY TOTCHIIIII *flying glomp* *clings to totchi* MWAH! *kisses neck* shinya: good. do something. at least *do* something. *wants something to watch* miyavi: *hugs Ken* kenkenchaaaaaaan ^_^ *glomp glomp molest* toshiya: uwah! *falls over* mmmmm kyo....a bit lower eh? ^_~... *looks over at Shinchan* ano...this is kinda creepy....why don't you grab someone and do something?? o.O shinya: hm.. yeah, I remember I said I didn't want to get raped..but I can rape someone.. *runs off* ohhh Miyavi~! miyavi: TOTCHIIIII~!! *glomps both* AIRABBYUUUU!!!!!! Kenchan, go rape someone from your band, sorry, but you are too old for me ^_^ *kisses kyo all over* ken: FINE! *goes off to stalk Yukihiro* miyavi: *feels bad* ano....*shrug* FWHEEEEE~!!!!! *attacks totchi and kyo* kyo: mou... i'll go lower if you *whispers inaudibly*... *is attacked by miyavi* ooooohhhh yay miyavi AND tooootchiiii *tries to dance but is pinned down* toshiya: hm? *grins* what was that you said? I couldn't hear you :p shinya: *sits and watches again* toshiya: wheeeee!!!!! *gets attacked* Miyavi is fierce, ne?? ^__~ kyo: hai, he is quite fierce... *slurp* *finds himself handcuffed* oh mai mai maiiii miyavi: *licks his lips* mmmmmm, kyopaiiiiii *drool* *crawls on top of kyo* alright you pale, skinney,japanese midget! I'm gonna make you scream louder than in Pink Killer!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA~! kyo: *evil grins* promise? miyavi: *nods, then proceeds to trail kisses down kyo's chest*mmm, you, taste yummy kyokun *lick* oops, there's my hand on your ass again *squeeze* kyo: ok the ass sqweezing really doesm't do it for me... mou...what are you DOING? O_O miyavi: sorry >_< i just have a thing for your ass, it's for me than for you heh heh ^_^ I'll stop if you really want me to...>_< toshiya: hey! you're doing stuff without me!! T__T I'm lonely...*starts playing with kyo's hair* miyavi: *lets his hand slither up Totchi's skirt* toshiya: *grabs a handfull of hair and pulls miyavi's face up toward his and licks his cheek* miyavi: *licks totchi's lips* mmmmm ken: I can't find Yukkie *pouts* *goes sit next to Shinya* Shin-chan, mind if we watch together ^_^?? shinya: Uhhh sure ^^;; but.. could you please move a few inches..? You smell like cigerettesmoke ><;; smoking is bad for you... kyo: mouuuuu~~ *whine* this is getting boring... *gets up and runs around* wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe *dances with the kitty* sukina koneko no na wa strawBerry!!!!!!! EEEHEHEHEHE *kisses kitty's head* *huggle* i luff my strawBERRY-chaaannnnn ^______^ doo doo doooo *bounces* i want more pocky! *runs downstairs to get more pocky in his undiewear and combat boots (the waterwings are long discarded from when he had to fit under the couch)* ken: *moves a bit further away* *lights another cigarette* nooooo, smoking's GOOD for you ^_^, want to try it? shinya: uhh..no thanks.. *vomits* miyavi: guess it's just us then hmmm? *pins totchi to the bed and removes the other man's shirt* ^-^ let's see, what should we do next ? *traces circles on Totchi's nipples with his long fingers* toshiya: *looks longingly at Kyo who bounded away* demo...kyo-chan...T_T *looks at miyavi* I...uh...ah what the fuck!! *grabs both sides of miyavi's face and lowers it towards his and kisses his lucious miyavi lips* ^_~ miyavi: *parts his lips and slides his tongue in Totchi's mouth* mmm, totchichan *pulls at totchi's skirt until he slides it right off* ~_^ toshiya: *groans and slips hands under miyavi's shirt and pulls it off* miyavi: *removes totchi's shirt* is Shinya still watching?? *Licks all the way down Totchi's chest, flicking his tongue over one nipple* ^-^ *puts his hands on either side of Totchi's waist and tugs at the other man's underwear, with his teeth * ^^ kyo: *runs in* bakabakabakabakaHENTAAIIIIIIIII *sprays everyone with a supersoaker filled with freezing water* AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *rolls on the floor* *runs out again* (just a friendly reminder that there are minors present and i dun wanna be shut down O_O...*cowers from yahoo's scary glare*) shinya: *blinkblink* Yahoo CAN'T be that evil. That's discrimination X_X Anyways, go on go on.. *leaves the room* miyavi: !_! *combs strands of wet hair away from totchi's face* wah? You mean we can't have any fun!?!?!?!? *cries* NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I think I need some more cold water...ohhhhh!!!!! >_< dammit!!!!!! Sorry Totchi *sigh* T_T *kisses Toshiya's forehead* I have to go TAKE CARE of something, this is so unfair >_< *walks toward the bathroom* oh hey...*stops* if we are in there then no one can see us so we can't get in trouble....*smiles evilly* anyone wanna join me??? *hentai grin* kyo: *runs back in* gomen ne... *bow* i really DIDN't wanna break that up...for obvious reasons... *drools all over himself* but i had to. *pulls miya and totchi into the bathroom and slams and locks the door* *muffled giggles* nori: *walks by, still holding a mallet, after getting distracted else wheres by old records and comic books* what's all this? *hears muffled giggling.....and other things* ah-so....*look of befuddlement* why do i have this mallet? aww well *throws mallet over her shoulder* *sound of breaking glass* *looks around for people to annoy* *finds shinya* SHINCHAN!!!!! *pounces* *knocks shinya down the stairs into [dramatic music swells in the background] the HAUNTED BASEMENT* opps....sorry! *skips down steps* shinya: *lays at the bottom of the stairs* itai~... ><;; what was that for? nori: so-rry!!! *bambi eyes* *helps shinya up off the floor* *hears strange noise in corner* what's that? shinya: *passes out* kyo: ...*sits on the couch with his ankles crossed on the coffee table, watching looneytunes* i'm bored. *twitch* .... hehehe, bunny. *twitch twitch* oh no LOOK OUT mr. BUNNIIEEEE! he's gonna shoot you! run! RUNNN! oh...yer gonna kiss him. hee hee hee. silly bunny. *twitch* ... *whine* tooootchiiiii, will you bring me a snack? something...fruity? like roasted leg of gackt? hee hee... *waits*... oi oi oi totchi where's my FOOD? *scowl* *chucks the channel changer, sending it crashing through the window* fine i'll get it mySELF. *makes a strawBERRY jam and peanut butter sammich* toshiya: *tummy growls* I ish hungry....T_T *sees kyo with a strawBERRY jam and peanut butter sammich* ooooooh... *runs over there, tackles kyo, steals sammich, and runs off giggling* miyavi: *steals Totchi's sammich cuz he's taller* heehee *sucks some strawBERRy jam out and hands it back* lalalala i'm bored..*wanders around* hmm, I KNOW!!!!!! * looks around* AHA!!!!!! *drags Punkchan back to his room and ties the little chibi to a pole* yeyy!! Now I can practice my pole-dancing for my next PV!! *dances around on it* Yeyyyy! XD having fun Punkchan??? *gets distracted by something shiny in the hallway* ooooh *walks out, leaving punkchan tied up and forgets about her* hmmmm...a safety-pin *runs downstairs and gives it to Kyo* heeeeere *sticks a finger in the strawBERRY jam jar* yummyyyy *remembers Punkchan* oopS! *runs upstairs* I have JAM for you Punkachuu~!! *giggles* *waves it in her face* want some??? *puts it on his lips and bends down closer* waaaaaant it??? punk-chan: aaahhhh! aahhhh! i dun wanna play! leave me out of it!! O_O;;; *struggles* *slowly stops struggling* *eyes glaze over* begins to drool as miyavi seduces her* kyo: heyyyy my sammmiiich *wibbly eyes* my...my...my saaahaa haa haa haaamiiiiich *sobs* *makes odd sad lip sucking noises and looks pitifully kawaii* bring it back, no fair! *tackles totchi* get my sammich back you whore! or i'll eat YOU between two slices of bread! *stops* hmm. *chibi devil eyes* toshiya: *grins devilishly* Oh, will you now? *leans in close to whisper in Kyo's ear* And...will I taste good? Want to see? *nibbles on his ear* kyo: pulls his ear away* that's not for eating! >< here. *offers shoulder* if you must nibble on me... gawd you and miyavi are like totally horny. -_-;;; an anus isn't SAFE around here! *sits on his hands nervously* toshiya: *pouts*...gomen nasai!! *nibbles on Kyo's shoulder and continues pouting* meanwhile... miyavi: *leans closer* So..? *big smile* *wipes a bit of drool away from punku's mouth*^-^ *touches her lips with his own* you like raspBERRY jam don't you??? I'll give you some more if you want *wink* hmmm, it's kinda hot in here ne??*takes off his shirt* *plays with his nipple ring* wheee! fun!!!!!!! *puts a hand on Punkchan's thigh* wanna..take those boots off??*lets his hand trail down her leg to the top of her boot* *leans in closer* *licks her ear* so, you still want that little midget with two pounds of metal in his face?? I'm much more...flexible, if you know what I mean ~_^ punk-chan: ga..gaga... *drools* miyaaaviii ... *shudders and slings drool* ACK yes i still want the midget with two pounds of metal in his face! KYOOO~ heeelllup! *struggles* miyachan you are sooooo hot but a) punk- chan was NOT supposed to be a character in this rpg, and b) she belongs to kyo. ONLY. *starts gnawing on ropes* kyo: *kicks open door* miyavi, you manwhore. *chops thru ropes with a serrated kitchen knife, throws punku over his shoulder and escapes swinging from vines* hey where the hell did these vines come from? toshiya: *bawls* Kyo want away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_______T kyo: *swings into the room and drops punk-chan on top of totchi* ooops, gomen nasai ^^;;; *watches punk-chan run into her room crying and slam the door* okee yeah i dun think she'll ever come out again. at least she'll be safe >< haha *looks at totchi* wassametter, how come YOU'RE crying now?? *huggles* be happy totchi! here! *makes him a miyavi: *stands staring after Kyo and Punku* o..k.. O.o I will just pole-dance ALONE! ALL ALONE!!!!!!! *starts trying to pole dance* jerks..it's not damn fair..*sniff* not fair at all*crumples to the floor in front of his dancing pole* *sob* why did he have to take her away?!?!?! *slams his fist on the floor* DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!!!! the only two ppl in the world I want to screw sensless..er..I mean..marry..and they want each other and not meeeee!!! *sobs uncontrollably* WAAAAAAAAAH~!!!!!! Kyochan..Punkachu...*sniffle* *crawls over to his bed and buries under the covers* I AM NEVER COMING OUT!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff* *hugs his hide plushie* toshiya: *sniffs* You left me ALONE!!!! *tears* *sees sammich* for...me?? *smiles and eats happilly* arigatou kyo!!!! *prances*... *looks over at sniffling Miyavi* ano...miya-chan *crawls over* hey, smile, ne??! *smiles at Miyavi* miyavi: *sniff* hey Totchi, you're so nice *sniffle* *tries to smile* mmmn, I ..can't do it!! *hides under the covers and sobs* toshiya: *frowns and looks under covers* Miyavi...come on out!! We all love you!!!! *pets head* kyo: *runs in* be happpiieee! *drops a pile of kittens on miyavi* strawBERRY met the neighbor's cat... and... i found these in my closet. happy happy miyaviiiii *rips off his covers and kisses his cheek* miyavi: *opens his eyes* *looks at Kyo* *blushes*^____^ okieee OMG!! KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs all the kitties* KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY!!!!! wonder where they came from?? maybe more friends of strawBERRY's or the neighbour's cat?? gah well *hugglehuggle* *Marches around the room with arms full of kitties* KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY I LUUUUFFF YOUUUUU KITTIIIIIEEEEEEES *snuggles* |