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Hershey's=Happiness?
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    Alright, what�s up?  New Random Thought after far too long (in my not-so-humble opinion).  So I thought I�d treat you all to more of my inane prattling-on.  I just hope that my insipid nature amuses the lot of you.  Otherwise this is all for nothing.  Anyways, I was watching TV, as I tend to do from time to time, when I saw a commercial that quite angered me.  It was for Hershey�s Chocolate.  And the thing that got me was that their little ad idea was �Hershey�s=Happiness.�  What?  Chocolate=Happiness?!?  Please tell me that I am not the only person that has a problem with this notion.  America on average is an obese nation.  A lot of that reason is because people are generally unhappy with their lives.  That�s sad, but I believe it to be true.  People are unhappy with their jobs, spouses, unachieved goals, etc.  And a lot of people eat because it brings them pleasure, as short-lived as it may be.  It�s just like drugs.  People would find it very bad taste for a beer company or a cigarette company to advertise Budweiser=Happiness or Marlboro=the key to eternal bliss, or crap like that?  So why when a lack of will-power and self-respect has already driven many people to eat obsessively as a substitute for happiness, does Hershey�s feel the need to further urge these people to continue their unhealthy and, in the end, dangerous habits?  Let me show you a few quotes straight off of www.hersheyshappiness.com.  �It takes the �blue� right out of �Blue Mondays.�  �They�re the original small squares of finite joy.�  �It�s like getting a big hug from someone you haven�t seen in a long time.�  OH COME ON!!!  Is this how we should be thinking about our FOOD!?!  An old friend?  Give me a break.  Now I love to eat more than anyone else I�ve met.  It�s probably the Italian in me but when my family gets together, we eat.  I enjoy my food.  Sometimes when I don�t realize that my food is almost gone and then I try to take a bite�and there isn�t any left�.I cry.  OK, not really, but does anybody hear how crazy that freakin� sounds!!??!!  IT�S YOUR FOOD!  IT BECOMES YOUR EXCREMENT!  STOP GETTING SO FREAKING ATTACHED!!
Anyways, that�s enough for today.  I didn�t really have a point to this one�.it�s just that that commercial got on my nerve.  Their new slogan is �Hershey�s: Happiness Unwrapped.�  That�s frickin� crap.  Anyways, I�ll ramble at y�all later.  Peace.
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