So I�m at My Fair Lady a couple weeks ago (which was really, really bangin� by the way) and my mom and I are chilling at the end of the row right by an aisle. Well this old lady comes walking down the aisle past us and she�s got a walker. Now this walker is pretty nifty in that it�s not only a walker but also a seat. And with the proper adaptor it slices, dices, and makes julienne carrots. But anywho, the way the thing is set up is that the seat is in-between the handles of the walker so that as she�s walking the seat is facing her. I hope you kind of get what I�m trying to describe. So she walks all the way down to her seat, and I�m thinking, �Well what�s she gonna do now? She�s got to turn the thing around before she can sit in it otherwise she won�t be facing the show.� So I�m about to, out of the kindness of my heart, get up and help her out, but before I can, she does something to absolutely amaze me. She spins around and walks backwards until she gets to the aisle she was sitting next to and then turns back around and sits in it. ?????? She does a 180 and walks backward�.with her WALKER! It seems to me when you start pulling stunts with your walking device then you don�t really need it anymore. Unless we�re going to start up an X-Games for extreme sports with your senior citizen support devices, this seems like she was just trying to get a pity vote. Think about it, most of us would never think about being rude to an old woman with a walker. Or if you were behind her and she were going really slow and you couldn�t get around her because old people never walk in a straight line (you know they walk in a sort of zig-zag motion; whichever way they happen to be looking they tend to walk more in that direction), you would never think about shoving past her so that you could get to where you were trying to go, because she�s an old lady with a walker! But I know her secret. The next time I see an old lady with a walker I�m going to walk right up to her and shove her on her face! Then if someone tries to say anything to me I�ll stare them right in the eye and say, �Yeah, well when you see her on the half pipe in her backyard, doing stunts in her wheelchair, you�ll thank me!� So I hope you�ll do your part as I am and shove as many old people as possible to let them know that we�re on to their little game. Until next thought (if I�m still writing them after the old people see that I�ve exposed them�.they�re always watching you know�.)�.