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"What happens if I put a lot of hydrogen into my body?" ~ Steve Carell
"Where do babies come from? 'Cause I've heard some ugly rumors, and I don't want to think of my mom that way." ~Stephen Colbert
" My mind is dirty." ~Jon Stewart
" Do you have what it takes to be a huge loser ?" ~Mo Rocca
" Not only is it insulting, it's inaccurate." ~ Stephen Colbert
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