Northern Michigan Yoopers

(MARQUETTE, MI) The old saying goes, one can build a good franchise out of a bad team, but it�s impossible to build a good team out of a bad franchise. If that�s true, then the PWFFL�s newest team�the Northern Michigan Yoopers�is going about it the right way.

Despite having 12 of the 2003 draft�s first 13 picks, it�s going to be difficult for owner Jon to field a competitive team. In the PWFFL, that goes without saying. But it appears as if Yoopers management has prepared for the long term�by keeping the fans happy even if the football stinks.

Step onto the Yoopers� expansive facilities in Marquette, and you�ll find a plush, 70,000-seat stadium where the ushers are polite, the cheerleaders are sexy, and the gold and crystal of the 30 luxury suites ooze first-class. This reporter actually spent a good long soak in the stadium�s Olympic-sized hot tub before touring the rest of the complex.

The hot tub is actually separate from the adjacent water park, which is open even during away games. It�s already drawn close to 2500 visitors a day, clearing the way for a bundle of revenue for the Yoopers to build on.

�There�s a reason why I decided to locate the new franchise here,� Jon told the media at the facilities� grand opening. �Property values in this area are CHEAP! I mean, look at what I�ve already built! This complex will draw fans from miles away!�