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&; AUTOBIOGRAPHY In case you're really thick and missed it, my name's Kristine. That's what most people call me, but if you'd like, you can shorten it to Kriss.. I have an assortment of odd nicknames, such as Kreeky, Kristinie, Krispy Kreme, Zonny, etc. Call me Krissy and die, bitch. I graced the world with my presence on January 3, 1988, making me sixteen for all you mathematically-challenged folks. I stand at an average height of 5'5" and as my family would say, I'm "healthy". I have dark brown hair with random natural and added highlights and shit brown eyes. I'm mostly Filipino, but I'm 1/8 Spanish and 1/16 Chinese. I'm pretty pale, but I'm used to all the white jokes, so go ahead and crack away. I live in Queens, NY and I've lived here all my life. I live with both my parents and two birds, Cali & Mickey. I've been a Catholic school girl for almost thirteen years now... But I'm definitely no Virgin Mary. My mind has been corrupted and I swear like a sailor-- terrible habit. When I was little, I was the odd, quiet kid who sits in the corner, hardly uttering a word. Hmm, not much has changed, sadly. I've always been different and odd in my ways, but I guess that makes me Kristine. No one really understands me, but it's okay 'cause I don't always understand myself at times. I'm a firm believer in justice and righteousness, so I'm constantly preaching. I'm very anti-social and I'm terrible with new people. I'm the biggest pessimist known to man, but I guess it's because of the way I look at things.. I look at things very realistically and don't make room for whimsical fantasies. So obviously, I'm very level-headed and my feet are always on the ground. I'm highly ambitious and hard-working.... But I can get too obsessed with that. I'm extremely stubborn and difficult, but I like to think I am persistent instead. I'm unladylike [hence the title of the site] and not girly whatsoever. I was never into make-up, clothes, fashion, etc. I figure I have other things to worry about. I'm very corny and I'd say it's contagious.. Hang around me long enough and it'll rub off. I hate roller coasters, scary movies, the colour pink, gangsters, and extreme girliness.. And yes, I bite. :P I'm very obsessive and have pretty strange favourites. I love Jesus Christ Superstar with a passion.. Not because I've been brandwashed by a bunch of Catholics, but because it's so freakin' catchy. I love Latin more than normal. Anything British [especially accents-- I'm a sucker for those] amuses me. I want to live there when I'm older. I have a vast array of celebrity crushes, including Orlando Bloom [that man is the epitome of sex, I tell you], Daniel Radcliffe, Aaron Carter, Johnny Depp, Paul Walker, Erik Von Detten, etc. I can go on and on. I'm also obsessed with my being a lefty.. Don't ask why. I guess I feel special since lefties only comprise about 1/10 of the general population. I don't really have any hobbies. I do love web design with a passion. I've been designing websites since I was eleven. I love writing-- if you read my xanga, it's pretty obvious. I love taking pictures of everything-- people, places, etc. I also like doing the usual-- movies, music, reading, AIM, hanging out, etc. Nothing terribly exciting. As for the future, at the moment, I'm considering becoming a History teacher/archaeologist.. Indiana Jones anyone? You know, minus the harrowing escapes from runaway rocks. But I'm also very interested in computers, so who knows? I'd love to live in London with a sexy British guy.. But it's all a a bit of a way from now, so time will tell. Congratulations if you made it this far. You really must love me. |
