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| Quotes | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Take me Drunk, I'm home." | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Jennifer Aniston suffered minor injuries after getting into a car accident in Hollywood. The other driver had his car totaled, but on the upside, he gets to tell his friends that he rear-ended Jennifer Aniston. Oh snap!" -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Step back amigo! This is a job for... the ANTICHRIST!!" -Pepito | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "We work at Jeffrey's. We read Italian Vogue. It's our deal. I don't come to where you work and knock the corndog out of your hand." -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Say you write a song about a chandelier, and the chandelier gives off light. And the light is the color red and red reminds you of the color you're not supposed to wear around a bull. So you name the song 'Cow.'" -Billy Corgan | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "His madness keeps him sane." -Death | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you, but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Amber and Tiffany." -Rebecca and Enid from Ghostworld | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I don't remember my nightmares and I don't remember you!!" -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'd rather have Ben & Jerrys come out with a sperm-flavored ice cream called 'jimmyisgayberry' than watch this movie." -Jimym Kimmel from the Man Show | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'm Carson Daly, and I'm a massive tool." -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "You just gotta ask the right questions. Like, in 1981, how many grams of crack did Rick James smoke while making 'Super Freak'?" -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "So Ben, people like you? What's that like?" -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today. And if you die in your sleep, you spent the last say on earth doing laundry." -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "You shut your mouth Roker! You hear me! I mean, I got advice from Ali, from Muhammad Ali. Not the Muhammad Ali, a different Muhammad Ali, he's a cab driver, And he gave me advice and he told me to KICK SOME ASS!!" -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'm two years old and I would say, "You dirty rat!" -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "You can only be this high-powered mojo rock band for so long, then you just can't look people in the eye. So, we've projected our own demise." -Billy Corgan | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "The music is all we care about- so if that's bad, then we're bad." -Billy Corgan | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's nothing to get your dick hard about, you know what I mean? There's no mojo in that!" -Billy Corgan | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'm a better ex-boyfriend." -Jimmy Fallon | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Look what you did! You made me say BadAss Buffalo five times in a row!" -Joel Madden | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "So we're in Wisconsin. I LOVE CHEESE!" -Tom DeLonge | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Well, enemas sure brought my family closer together." - Tom DeLonge | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Never let anyone tell you how to live your life." -Mark Hoppus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Make yourself do something stupid so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad." -Mark Hoppus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "If I were a condom I'm be too big." -Travis Barker | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'm sorry your sister is Satan." -Benji Madden | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over." - Malcom in the Middle | |||||||||||||||||||||
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