Jerry: "Now why would a junior in high school want to screw with my hear?"
Kramer: "Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know" -Seinfeld
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| Quotes..part two | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal, that's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible." -Shakira | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "I know what it's like to want to die, how it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't. How you hurt yourself outside to kill the thing inside. When you don't want to feel, death can be a dream." -Girl Interrupted | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "I am good, but I'm not an angel. I do sin, but I'm not the devil. I have friends, but I'm a peacemaker. I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful. for I am only a little girl in a big world, looking for someone to love." -Marilyn Monroe | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ole Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole.." - The Bouncing Souls | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Health and long life to you, Land without rent to you, A child every year to you, and may you die in Ireland." -Old Irish saying | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Be right back, I have to refill the punch bowl at the party in my head.............it turns out I have an unlimited supply of punch........at the parties.....in my head." -Spaceghost | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "You're ugly, you're hairy, and you're covered in shit. But you're mine and I love you!" -Loki | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" -Johnny Rotton at Sex Pistol's last show. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "I don't get boy bands these days. They don't write their own songs and everything is coreographed from their dance moves to how they have sex with eachother after the show." -Tom DeLonge | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's a little stupid and childish but then so is high school." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "The one positive thing about Bush being president? I bet we get alot of good punk songs out of it." -Fat Mike (NoFX & owner of Fat Wreck) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt." | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow." | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "If quizzes are quizzical than what are tests?" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese." | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Many complain about their looks, but none about their brians." | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Everybody is somebody else's weirdo" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| ("You borrow it from the science labs?") "I like to think of it as stealing, actually." -Josh Hartnett (the Faculty) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "We are no longer the knights who say 'Ni'. We are now the knights who say, 'IkkiIkkiIkki P'tang Zoompdah boin imvrogrodgim(Ni)." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "Don't get mad, get REALLY mad bitch." | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Kramer: "They're trying to screw with your head." Jerry: "Now why would a junior in high school want to screw with my hear?" Kramer: "Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know" -Seinfeld |
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| "This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." -Clerks | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "The way I see it, you got two choices. You either gotte get busy livin'... or get busy dyin'." - Shawshank Redemption | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." - Say Anything | ||||||||||||||||||||
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