But this me section is a bit different than most. See, I don't run a porn server. And unlike you, I see horses as nothing more than a beast to do my bidding . . . and not in that way. And this entire website is a me section, you see. But the pages contained within this Hardcore Katie piece give a basic feeling for how The Katie operates. Poison-Crazy-Lush tells a tiny chunk of from whence The Katie stems, while Application for Husbandry lets you know that The Katie is perhaps a little picky when it comes to choosing a mate to impregnate her. Her being me.
So, let's go on a technicolour joyride of frivolous obsequiousness, friends. I'll have you bootlicking in no time.
The most important part of any site - the me section. You just can't resist them. You're sitting in your bedroom, downloading from your favourite porn server, and you think to yourself, "If only I was close, personal friends with the owner of this delightfully dirty porn server, perhaps I could have a porn server of my own! Perhaps I could run a Russian miniature horse brothel in my basement!" (But you probably don't actually use the word perhaps, because you're white trash, naturally.) So you head over to the Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Me . . . and More! page, as it's always named something extremely lame such as that. (Anyone catch the reference to my old site? Anyone?) You learn that the porn server-runner enjoys his leisure time with small children, dogs, and horses (just like you!), and once you contact him or her, a beautiful relationship full of dirtied sheets and unclean animals is born. Ahh, the wonder!, the splendor!