Hello, and yes, this is the Museum of the Weird and Wonderful. It is full of some very weird and very wonderful things, as follows:
It would be best to have the main exhibit only mildly weird, and very wonderful to start you off. This is my buddy. They are very intellegent, you know.
This is tilting more into the weirder side. Sailor Cookies, who would have guessed?
This is the very guy that inspired those cookies... maybe we should worry about the resemblence
This is so frightening, even poor little Napoleon did not deserve this...
I can't say that this is very wonderful at all, but all the weird it contains makes up for that. This came from some documentation of the history of western dress, which had both men's dress and women's. Obviously, their versitality did not end there.
Oh, no... now we are getting very weird, and not so wonderful as before. This and the last one are the main attractions, don't you know. You had better watch out... it is the American version of Peter Ustinov!!! He only changed his name to 'Eddie' to fit in...
And now for the Heap de R�sistance! This is the guy that inspired this whole museum, which is why we saved him for the end of the tour. This is by far the weirdest thing you will ever encounter, so brace yourself! I give you: Peter Ustinov!!!
