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| << DISCLAIMER >> All stories are written by me unless stated otherwise. I am NOT affiliated with any of the celebrities posted on this website. Do not email me with fanmail for them or ask for information on them because I have no way of getting it to them. I am just a fan and I am mearly providing enterainment for all of you. If you have a problem with humor, then that is your OWN problem, not mine. Do not email me with hate mail of any sort. If you do, I'll just laugh at you and delete it, because obviously you're just an uptight teenybopper who can't take a joke. Take your obsessive rabid Nsync loving ass somewhere else, lol. Okay? Good. ===================================== And no, I'm not a bitch. I just like to get my point across. Don't like it? Tough. >:B MY BUCKTOOTHED VAMPIRE [ HEHE ] THANK YOU |
| << WHY I MADE THIS SITE >> Two words ; Dancing Disability. I started writing the story about the Prosthetic Leg Spider Man, and decided, "Wow, I can get a few laughs out of people". So I opened a website full of my laugh your ass off stories that are made from my ludicrous mind. Check out this definition for the word "LUDICROUS" 1 : amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity, incongruity, exaggeration, or eccentricity Learn something new everyday, eh? That's the vocabulary lesson for the day. Anyhoo de roo...........that's my explination and I hope you enjoy the rest of my site. >:B Good day to you :D COMMENTS ; >> .01 EMAIL << THANK YOU |
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| The reason for which certain pages on my site are not the same as others is that I I have not gotten around to updated those certian pages yet. So please don't think I'm unprofessional. Just know I will update them all as soon as possible. >:B THANK YOU |
| << PAGE CONTENT DESCRIPTIONS >> STORY INDEX: The story index is just the page that lists all of my stories that I have written and/or posted. Sound good to you? Visit. SNAPSHOTS: The picture page features pictures of: my favorite bands, celebrities, actors, your dog, your mom, a mystical Fart Plant and anything else which tickles my fancy. Good? Visit. [this page will be up and running soon] ABOUT ME: All about me..some pictures...dedication to Angie. Visit, bee-hotch. SITE/NEWS: You're on it. If you need a description of this one, then you're slower than Fat-One trying to walk up some steps. THANK YOU/DEDICATION/SUPPORT: Thank you notes to all my friends; seperate pages to different people/groups. Dedications to people. Support to a foundation. And you'll like it. Visit this, yo. JULISA INFO CENTRAL: This is the greatest page...ONE AND ALL, LEND ME YOUR EARS! We shall praise the Lord in our own gracious ways. This wacked-out idea was made up by my best buddy Julie and I at about 3 AM when we could not sleep dog-sitting at her uncle's house. Believe me...it's worth a few giggles. Visit and you will get a Heaven card. RESTRICTED SECTION: The restricted section is a main page where I will post all of my thoughts, song lyrics, poems, literary junk, etc whenever I feel. A word to the not so wise on this page: It will contain some of my deepest and innermost thoughts on most of this work. Meaning, that, it will get VERY deep at times. If you cannot deal with that, then don't click on the link. Visit my humble abode. [this page will be up and running soon] WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY DEDICATION: This page is all about my love for this wonderful show and it's performers. Whose Line is it Anyway? is the greatest improv show ever to grace the airwaves of ABC. WL hasn't been on ABC lately...it makes me sad. *tear* I will always be Whoser. Visit and laugh your bum off. [this page will be up and running soon] HBK -- SHAWN MICHAELS: For most that don't know, Shawn Michaels is on WWE wrestling. Monday Night Raw. Woot, woot. I'm a huge fan of this man; he's an awesome athlete, and also...sexay. This page will also include the WWE, too. Like HBK? Too bad. Visit it, biotch or be taken by Bishop. *** THERE WILL BE MORE PAGES ADDED AS TIME PROGESSES. I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH AT ONE TIME! LOL *** |
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