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<< NOT JEHOVA..IT'S JULISA! >>

Yes, in Racine, Wisconsin there is a new� religion which is sweeping the city by�storm! This religion is none other than�Julisa. This religion was founded on June 6, 2003 by two overtired, funny teenagers by�the names of Julie and Lisa. Here are the�great benefits you get from this new religion.

.01 - YOU GET THE COMPAINIONSHIP OF
THE OTHER CONGREGATION MEMBERS.
.02 - FREE BAPTISM OF THE FIRST BORN.
.03 - YOU GET TO MEET JESUS & MOSES.�
.04 - CHURCH SERVICES ARE ONLY FIFTEEN
MINUTES LONG.
.05 - ALL SERVICES ARE DONE IN CHAT ROOMS.
       AT 3 PM, STANDARD TIME. IF YOU AREN'T
       IN STANDARD TIME, CHAT TRANSCRIPTS ARE
       AVAILABLE. BUT MAKEUP SERVICES ARE ON
       MONDAYS AT 3:15 PM.THERE ARE EXTRA
       SERVICES DURING CHRISTMAS AND EASTER
       BREAK.

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     SCHEDULE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE IF RELIGIOUS
     ADVISORS, JULIE AND LISA, DO NOT FEEL LIKE
     HAVING A SERVICE THAT DAY.

The appearance of the church is truely�bizarre. It has pink and purple polka dots,and is equipped with a rotating "STAR OF�DAVID" on the steepel. Inside, there is bright orange carpets and luscious cushioned�pews. The baptismal font is a wonderful�statue of Jesus with the water spraying out of the lower region of the body. Julisians do celebrate Christmas and Easter. On these��
special holidays, Jesus himself appears�with his Angel Gabriel and decends from�Heaven above to thank his followers for��
coming to the celebration. Upon his arrival, clouds and a beam of light appear as a sign of the churches cheap effects. Julisa is very similar to Cathloicsim, so being a member of both religions is not judgemental. Only some�differences are ;

.01 - JULISIANS DO NOT EAT SPAGEHTTI ON
THURSDAYS.

.02 - NO TOUNGE SCRAPING ON SATURDAYS

.03 - SABBATH DAY IS EVERY WED. FROM��
10 AM - 6 PM, AND YOU MUST SPEND AT��
LEAST THREE MINUTES OF THAT DAY��
SINGING "MMMBOP".

.04 - IF AT ANYTIME YOU DISOBEY THE��
RULES AND COMMANDMENTS OF THE��
JULISIANS, YOU MUST BEG ON YOUR KNEES
FOR FORGIVENESS FROM MOE, OUR��
SEAMONKEY KING.

.05 - YOU MUST BE AN ACTIVE MEMBER OF��
THE WIB. << MUST PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY FIRST.

.06 - YOU MUSTN'T EXCEED MORE THAN 14
CHEEZY THINGS A WEEK. ONLY 2 PER DAY.

.07 - IT IS CONSIDERED A SIN IF YOU WATCH
THE TELLETUBBIES, BARNEY, ZOOBOOMAFO,
RUGRATS & ANY OTHER TYPE OF CHILDREN'S
CARTOON. DRAGON BALL Z IS OKAY.

MORE WILL BE ADDED AS TIME PROGRESSES

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<< HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER >>

How do you become a member? Well, it's quite simple. You have to contact both Julie and I and set up an appointment. Here are the appointment days & times:

Monday - Friday
1 - 5 pm
Chatroom will be used

Initiation ;
Once with Julie and I in the chatroom, you must recite the Julisian Creed of Faith [which can be read below]. A $20 fee is required, but if you cannot supply the money, finacial aid is provided for you.
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W.I.B Membership:
To become an active member of the W.I.B, you must complete a certian number of tasks provided which by Julie and I.

+ You must run through a sprinkler seven times while wearing high heels and a Ronald McDonald suit and scream, "I WANT TO BE A W.I.B.!" and have someone take pictures. If you cannot prove it, than you can just become a supporter of the W.I.B. [To read what the W.I.B. are, click here.]

More will be added as time progresses

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<< ORIGION OF JULISA >>
By: Julie

The History of Julisa
Julisa is a new, and unheard-of religion that my co. chief Lisa and I created one night when we were extremely overtired. But now it has become the center of our humdrum boring lives. After thinking of our ideas of changing the catholic faith that we are both members of, we had a calling from Moe, the King of all Sea Monkeys. He told us to create a new faith giving credit to Sea Monkeys, Cheese, and other underappreciated things and species.

Thank you for coming and Welcome to the Julisian Information Headquarters. We are Julisian Spiritual Advisors and Chiefs of the Julisian Community. Please join us! If you ever need any spiritual guidance, please feel free to speak to either me or my co.cheif, Lisa who's screen name is JulisianChiefL. We are both open to your questions and comments on the Julisian Faith Community!
Thank you once again for comming, and please feel free to continue below to learn more of our new faith.

~ Julie & Lisa

<< WIB PLEDGE>>

I, (name), hopeful candidate of the WIB, if I am chosen, will uphold all responsibilities of the WIB to protect the world from rusty, evil sprinklers and kinked hoses. If I am not dedicated to the WIB and am not taking part in the saving of mankind from these dreaded water spritzers of doom, I will be exhiled to "Hell" where I will watch horrible movies and listen to N Sync records non stop.

-- _________ [signature in fancy font]

<< JULISA PLEDGE>>

I, (name), hopeful candidate of the Julisian Faith, do hereby state that I fully agree with the rules of the faith, and have much respect for Moe, our precious Sea Monkey King and true spiritual Leader. If I, (name), cannot uphold my rightful duties and keep the sacraments of Julisian's Faith on the right path of holiness, I will be condemmed to Julisian's firey "Hell".

-- _________ [signature in fancy font]

Every celebration of a new member joining our faith will be held on Wednesdays during the services. After, there will be h'ourderves and snacks.

Contact :

Julie
Screen name ; JulisianChiefJ

Lisa
Screen name ; JulisianChief L

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SPAGEHTTI FEAST AT JULIE'S HOUSE !
JULY 24th!
[ active members only ]
For more information, click here.

2003 by Julie and Lisa. Can not be used in any other way.
If you do, be prepared for the most evil punishment that one
would ever face!!

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