The Famous Fire-Breathing Dragon of Ye Olden Days

Stand back idle spectators whilst the ferocious dragon breathes his fiery flames of death! *roar roar*

Now your quest is to save the fair maiden

from the fiend's fiery blasts! Come on, where is your valour and courage and all that chivalric stuff?

Click here to save your maid and win her hand in marriage

Click here if you're too lily-livered and want to return to my fabulous main page (you coward!)