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Hooray!

You have come to render assistance to yon fair maid held captive by the evil dragon! Maidens everywhere thank you...(with Pez© offerings, you dope).

Hoist your sword and prepare for battle!

Remember, valour is greatly rewarded! May the Pez© demon drive you to victory, an the love of fair maids does not!

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Take a shot at the dragon now! But beware, his breath is as putrid as the MISSING LINK is monkey!

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OOh nice hit, almost punctured his head open! One more try!

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Hooray young (or old) champion for good causes!

You've defeated the noble dragon! Hurry and cover up his remains before someone inflates him again!

Well done, come and claim your blushing bride to be!

Now mosey on back to the main page for more fun, ye young lovers! ;-)