| Top Ten Archive If you weren't afraid before, you will be this time. |
| 10. The floor is sticky. You dont' really know from what, but you have a good idea. 9. You run out of paper and you are deathly afraid to put your hand up into the dispenser for a new roll. 8. Having to examine every stall to find the "clean one". 7. Constant fear of the Janitor who doesn't knock. 6. Stalls with no doors, what can I say? 5. Knowing that signs that say "Please do not flush items down the toilet" are there for a reason. 4. Sounds from the stall next to you, the likes of which have only been heard on "Animal Planet." 3.The nagging question of who wrote your name down, and if you've had a good time with them before. 2. Any person who has no clue what privacy is for, and commences to start a conversation...to anyone. 1. Having to touch anything in the public bathroom, at any time. |
| Public Bathrooms |
| 10. People who show up at 5:45 AM and wonder why you're not ready yet. 9. Buyers who do not accept 25 cents as a final price. 8. People who ask to buy your not for sale items, such as lawn furniture and decor. 7. People who insist on telling you what they plan on doing with your stuff after they purchase it. 6. When people try to sell you things at your sale, especially your own things. 5. Having to be told the entire history of everything at the sale 4. Things with stains on them. 3.When people have a really nice house, but don't necessarily have nice junk. 2. You wonder why they bought some of that stuff in the first place. 1.People who sell thier underwear at thier sale. |
| Aspects of Garage Sales |
| 10. Telling customers that you need a receipt to return an item. 9.People that walk into your store taking up valuable space when they have no shopping agenda, they just wander around waiting for somthing. 8. Cleaning the bathrooms....ewwww. 7. Being forced to watch other people's children at a video game demo while the parents shop around. 6. When those children disappear on you. 5. Those weird people that stay on the video game demos for hours, not moving. 4. Always reorganizing a mess that is supposed to be organized which becomes disorganized so that you can reorganize it which again becomes a disorganized mess which was supposed to be organized which means you have to reorganize the disorganized formerly organized to be disorganized to be reorganized again...it's a vicious cycle, really. 3.Disgruntled customers 2. Customers period 1.Being forced to have a job, period. |
| Circuit City |
| 10. That face they give you when you say, "it's just not going to work out, ever." 9.the new title he gives you , the ones all his friends refer to you as, usually The Bitch. 8.Finding his deodorant in your bathroom....ewww. 7.Him still expecting you to put up with his shit. 6. Guilt trips, gotta love 'em. 5. His friends becoming international spies so he can find out what you do with all your new free time. 4. Constant I told you so's...shut up dammit! 3.Trying you find excuses for going out with him as long as you did, and not finding any. 2. Memories, light the corners of my mind...my God, put them out!! 1.Having gone out with him in the first place. |
| Breaking up with loser boyfriends |
| 10. Plastic silverware that only succeeds in cutting plastic plates or ends in a fork tine breaking hazard, 9. 400 students, 15 tables...it's a high school, you'd think they'd do the math. 8. Having to establish your place the first day, or become bitch of the Lunch god. 7. Mystery meat is still that. 6. Just when you thought the building was up to its capacity for stupidity, they serve pizza. 5. Chicken gravy, now there's a color found in nature. 4. A dollar fifty? Are you shittin' me? NO, really???? 3. That smell...fermenting sewage and slime of past generations stockpiled into one overheated room?....you wish. 2. I am a senior, thusly you are required to get the hell out of my way...why can no one understand this? 1. Lunch ladies and the flesh ripping harpies of the seventh circle of Hell seem awfully alike. |
| School Lunch Hour |
| 10. Here's a message for you, get bigger frikken pants!!!! 9. Spandex was made for bike riders, not couch jockeys. 8. There is not enough Lycra in the world to cover the east side of Pueblo. 7. Purpose of clothes is to cover the body in its entirety, why can they not understand this? 6. Why do they even make halter tops that big? 5. Maternity pants are for women...and if you're a man who has been asked when your due..there is a problem (example, William with his Farah Fawcett hair.) 4. Three Big Macs and a diet coke. Diet? Who are you trying to fool? 3. Cottage cheese by the spoonful, not the thigh full. 2. You are not a minority, get over it. 1. Fat people use up twice as much oxygen to support all those cells, and when someone wastes my air on their lard ass, I get a little upset. |
| Really Fat People |
 |
 |