| Article - 2008 June - "Miley Cyrus Dating 22-Year-Old Backup Dancer" I'm 24. I teach 14 and 15 year olds (8th graders). This creeps me out beyond belief. 15 year old 8th graders creep me out too. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know, "dating" doesn't necessarily mean "banging". It does if you do it right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I was 18. I dated this girl who was 14... She did not look or act 14. She was smart, very hot and had the biggest pair of boobies you'll ever see. Anyway... Everyone (including parents) seemed fine with it. Yeah wait another few years and they'll be so saggy she'll be tucking them in her shoes. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I was 17 I dated a guy that was 22 years old. I look back on it and think what a fucking loser he was. A 22 year old hanging out with a girl still in high school. When I was 22, I was banging this 17 year old. I look back on it and think what a dumb slut she was. Teenage girls are so easy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd bang the crap out of that chick. Finally, an honest man. ============================================================================================ Article - 2008 June - "Gas saving tip - Fact or fiction? Good point. It should take me about 3 or 4 hours to walk the 4 miles to the grocery store, pick up only what I can carry and walk 4 miles back. If it takes you four hours to walk four miles, you need to walk more. I can do two mile in about a half hour. ============================================================================================ Atricle - 2008 June - "Army reviewing complaints over bullets Since we've thrown the Geneva Convention out the window, just issue hollow points or wad-cutters. Wad cutters are for shooting paper targets; they're a competition round, not a military one. They've got a reduced powder charge and a flat nose designed to punch clean holes in paper for easier scoring. That same flat nose means they usually don't feed worth a damn in a magazine; so they're best suited for a revolver." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let pay some iraqi contractor 5 million to build a 'school' which is a one room brick house that he pays his relatives hundreds of thousands to build. Christ, Iraq is the ultimate money pit. Tell us more stores from when you were in Iraq and saw this first hand. After all, I'm sure you're not just regurgitating nonsense you heard from the media. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Lynnwood WA is ever invaded, I'll be one of the people protecting it. But since "Wolverines" is taken, I don't know what we should call ourselves. Invaded from where, Edmonds? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My friend has a stainless Mini-14 ranch. Make sure your friends are not standing to your right rear. QFT. That thing kicks out the casings to the back farther than the bullet goes forward. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hell, I'd rather carry an old MP5 in 9mm at close range. This is exactly why the military doen't let soldiers pick their own cartridge. Too many of them would do something completely stupid and pick a handgun cartridge over a rifle cartridge with more then twice the muzzel energy. Why not go for all the "stopping power" you can and just throw rocks at the enemy? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I may be uneducated, but momentum of the bullet is what kills people. You are correct. You are uneducated. Please become more so prior to offering an opinion. Internal organ damage and blood loss kills people. If momentum alone could kill, a 90 mph fastball would kill as it delivers more momentum to a person than most common pistol rounds. ============================================================================================ Article - 2008 May - "Got a big bottom? Now a reason to be glad" I was with a girl once when she pulled her pants off, I could smell something nasty across the room. So I ran. No you didn't... I betcha you went to town on it like it was your last meal. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love handles and the saddlebags are the outer hip/thigh area. I need a diagram - like the one that shows cuts of meat on a carcass... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am a flexible fat girl and I know how to work it on top. Pics or you don't exist. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The guy I'm dating told me I have a big booty. At first I was offended because what white girl wants to hear that? But I'm starting to think he meant it as a compliment. He's definitely right, in any case. Pics or it didn't happen? yeah... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is this where all the morbidly obese people say "big is beautiful" and they have "curves" and that society supports anorexia because people say being fat is unhealthy? Fatties are good for a lay when you don't want t put in any effort. They are all desperate. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BTW, I am a woman (you said come back man) That would explain the whining. ============================================================================================ Atricle - 2008 April - "The New Survivalism" I'm surrounded by deer, turkeys, and other tasty morsels. I own guns, have 2 years worth fo firewood stacked. A barn full of goats. So you'll never get lonely. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I feel sorry for the unit that tries to patrol Perry County and take away all their guns... And I feel sorry for the knuckleheads in Perry County when the cluster bombs start to fall. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck all that, I know an island in the Gulf not many people know of. I'm headed there. Sorry, I already got dibs on that one. ============================================================================================ Article - 2008 April - "John Lennon Imagine" Evidence isn't faith, my friend. In order to gain faith, read the Gospel of John from the Bible. God help you on your spiritual journey. Why would the Gospel of John be more true than the Qur'an, for example? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Didn't he sing this before he died? Yes obviously he sang it before he died... think about it. ============================================================================================ Atricle - 2008 April - "Charlton Heston dies" The best male speaking voice in the world... now silent forever. James Earl Jones died? ============================================================================================ E-mail - 2008 March I've noticed that "snowflake" has appeared in past few *mumbel mumble* some sort of time frame... I get the jist of the cliche/meme, but I'm curious to know if you can point me to the origin of it. I did a little googling and couldn't find anything... The full cliche is "precious little snowflake". It derives from the belief that your child is as unique, fragile and special as a snowflake. ============================================================================================ E-mail - 2008 March I figured out what "QFT" is. Quoted for truth, am I right? QTT, is internet slang usually meaning "quoted for truth". Other variations include "quoted for turthiness," "quoted for truthery," and "quite fucking true" (used to indicate complete agreement with the previous post). QFT can also mean "quit fucking trolling" or "quit fucking typing". ============================================================================================ Article - 2008 March - "Whore who broght down Governor Spitzer" Just realized she went to the HIgh School a town over from me with my girlfriend at that time. She is Jersey trash. Does that make you and your girlfriend Jersey trash as well? ============================================================================================ |
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