| This is the tale of one very special yak, whom for various perposes have named Nyah. He is being sponsored, by me. He has learnt to write his name, and all 83 letters of my alphbet. He grew up in a small community in Nepal, where he was killed twice for meat. He went to the Nepal school for Yaks, where he studied for 18 years. He went to Oxford University, and dropped out after 53 seconds. He is now a plumber, living in a cardboard box in Uzbekistan. Nyah has many ways of contacting me, and uses e-mail, letters, and a long distance Real Estate aeroplane he invented. He has an IQ of 53, which is big for a Yak. When he was 24, he climbed Mt.Everest, and he discovered the secret of the Cheese. |