| What you are about to read will shock,horrify, and purely render you physically demented. It will also require pure understanding of the secrets most humans carry with them. The secret of..The Personal Cheese. Everyone has a personal cheese, that documents everything about the person : What they've done, what they'll do, what did they say to the last Mexican Buisness executive they saw, ect. If your personal cheese is read by anyone other then yourself, you will be forever under their critism, because, lets face it, you really are terribly boring. Now, my cheese however, is a wonderful mix of mozarella, and German Blue. And, no, I dont give copies of my cheese to strangers, do dont ask. If you want to find out what your own cheese tastes like, I suggest finding it first. And, no I dont know where it'll be, and if I did, dont you think I would've stolen it by now? |
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