Evolutionist: What about radioactive dating? Doesn’t that strongly support evolution?
Young Earth Creationist: What?! Good christians boys and girls don’t date radioactive stuff!

Christian fundamentalist: Take Jesus into your heart and be saved.
Skeptic: No thanks. I don’t want an endoparasite

Q: Why was Taylor Hanson so excited when he finished the 20-piece jigsaw puzzle in a year?
A: Because the box said 2-4 years

Q: How did Hanson die drinking milk?
A: The cow sat on him!

Hopeless romantic: I’m in love!
Shameless reductionist: Nah, you’re just experiencing a phenylethylamine overdose.

Open your heart and you’ll bleed to death.

Change is inevitable––except from vending machines.

“Gambling addiction” is a misnomer for being addicted to making stupid investments.

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
         –– George Bernard Shaw

And God said, “Let there be light.” And the light causeth cancer.

If Eve was created from Adam’s “flesh and bone” was she, in a manner of speaking, “cloned” from the DNA in Adam’s blood and bone cells? A female clone would look almost exactly like the male original, and bear a greater resemblance than any sister does to her brother. Talk about self-love! Makes incest look tame by comparison! Clone yourself a marriage partner! Hey, it may become the wave of the future and it’s Biblical! “Flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone,” clone of my clone.
         –– E. T. Babinski

On the Biblical Tower of Babel:
Heck, we’re at the point where we name our heaven-going spacecraft after pagan gods, like “Gemini and Apollo,” and then leave our footprints on God’s moon in His heavens! And God won’t “come down” and raise a ruckus again? Maybe Bible lovers who are busy picketing abortion clinics should shift gears and get busy picketing NASA before something “really bad” happens.
         –– E. T. Babinski

My greatest fear is being stuck in heaven for eternity with a bunch of televangelists.
         –– E. T. Babinski

There is no devil, it’s just God when he’s drunk.
         –– E. T. Babinski

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