| Things I Hate! | |||
| Ok, this is the opposite of my pro list......it's a list of things I hate....and
This is a list of things I hate. If you don't like it, don't read it. And if you feel tah you absolutly have to read it, even thought you don't like it, suck it up princess, as Natsumi would say.And to clear things up, no, I do not hate any of these people personally, since I have not met any of them. When it comes to celebrities, I just hate the people who they portray themselves as.
The Olsen twins-----I don't like them because they have no talent at all. If you have watched one of their movies, can you honestly tell me that they have talent. They can't even play a variation of roles. The plots are all the same, there are always guys and the characters are almost exactly alike. The only thing different in each of their movies is that they go to different parts of the world, and the guys that they "fall in love" with change. Mayve if they took on some different roles, I wouldn't hate them as much. Okay, that's a lie. I would still hate them. More reasons why I hate them When people say Avril is a poseur-----Not that I have a problem with you not liking Avril, but if the reason is because she's "a poseur" then I'm sorry, but no. I'm not even gonna try and explain it here, just click here. When people tell me that I should straighten my hair----Sometimes, people are idiots. Actually, most times. Some people think that if you do not have straight hair, then you can't fit in or something crazily insane like that. People tell me all that time that I should straighten my hair. I laugh at them. What drives me even more insane is that people who have straight hair straighten their already straight hair. Everyone has this idea in their head that in order to be perfect, you must have straight, blonde hair. We have Hilary Duff to thank for that. Eminem-----I like the candy. I just have a problem with the rapper. What I can't figure out is why people like him. Have you listened to his lyrics? They are terrible. He has a lot of hate and takes it out on people in his songs. It's better than him actually taking it out on them, but still, not really great. And yes, I realize that he's "joking" or whatever, but can't he see that NO ONE IS LAUGHING????????? Clean and Clear Commercials-----They are so stupid it's almost funny. "Where did this zit come from?" "Oh, you mean the one that is completly invisible and no one can see?" Yeah, that's the one I mean....I hope no one can see it....I better use this Clean and Clear to hide it...that way no one will ever make fun of my invisible zit that ISN'T EVEN THERE!!!! Hey, you know something, this product actually works....I can't see my invisible zit that wasn't even there in the first place...WOW! Everyone should go out and buy this product, cuz it covers invisble zits! YAY!!! Vanessa Carlton----It's not that she doesn't have any talent, I just don't think singing is one of them. She can play the piano very well, but she can't sing very well, and she can't write songs very well. She seems shy, because I have never heard her talk. When people sign in on msn and then leave right away------This annoys me to no end, it's not even funny. If you're gonna go on msn, stay there! Don't just sign in and out every two seconds. It's quite annoying. Pink------I think that Pink is a poseur, and this is why. She dresses like a skank. Now I have no problem at all with this fact, because, whatever...if she wants to dress like that, I don't really give. The thing that bugs me is that she has insulted Britney Spears many times for dressing the exact same way she dresses herself. She has said that she would never wear the kinds of things that Britney wears, but I have seen her wearing things exactly like that. She sang the song Lady Marmalade. The song is about...well, you've heard that song before, so you already know. And look who sings that song with her....Christina Aguilera, Mya, and Lil' Kim....has anyone seen Christina Aguilera or Lil' Kim lately?Pink is a poseur, poseur, POSEUR!!!! And now all these people will come and yell at me that I think Pink's a poseur but not Avril, but I do believe we have gone through this already. Anim�-----I can't think of anything stupider on tv than these stupid japanese shows. All the people have the strangest hair ever, it's all pointy, and everyone looks the exact same and I can't tell one anim� from another. I hate it all....Pok�mon, Yugioh, all the other stupid shows....Bah! Commercial's for Herbal Essences shampoo. May I ask what the friggen heck is up with that? No one can possibly be made that happy just by washing their hair. Even if they had never washed their hair before in their life...I've used this shampoo before, and I admit, it smells really pretty. However, it doesn't smell THAT good. Hilary Duff----this girl is like a mini Olsen twin, and we really need another one of them! They could be the Olsen triplets.....I don't Lizzi McGuire, but it's tolerable. It's not realistic at all, though. Nothing that happens in that show happens in real life. I don't know too many girls that has a guy for a best friend....not like Lizzie's and Miranda's Anyways. Plus, everytime she does something wrong, she confesses! What an idiot. Her parents are too laid-back, and the kids are never punished. The dad is just weird. I also hate her movies, they are the worst, with the except of the Olsen twins. She is good for humour though, because she thinks that girls were jealous of her when she was going out with Aaron Carter....that's a laugh and a half.....And here's a surprise...I HATE AARON! Back to Hilary, she smiles kinda fakely, and I almost feel sorry for her, until I remeber that I don't like her. The Lizzie McGuire Movie was very realistic, because you know, when you graduate from grade 8, you get to go to Rome....yes, that's the way it works. For my graduation, our class got a luncheon....what a ripoff, eh? And while in Rome, she somehow becomes a superstar. I think. I wouldn't know, cuz I haven't seen the movie. I would rather die. And she needs a new hairstyle. It's always the same. And it makes girls want to straighten their hair. It's all her fault. O-town----What kind of hate list would this be if I didn't include O-town.It's funny, cuz O-town has something in common with the Olsen twins:Ashley.When I first heard his name, I thought he was a girl...then I heard his last name and I cracked up....I thought people just called him that because they were fangirls, but I guess not. But come on, it's Ashley Angel. Doesn't hearing that make you laugh. But the real reason I hate O-town is because they are completly fake and made up, and sing about stupid things. Soap operas----the heck? Dude, these are sooo crazily unrealistic. Olsen movies are more realistic than these. They make up all these problems, and there are so many characters you can't keep them all straight. Everything is a giant problem (just like an Olsen move, except that their movies involve lots of lipgloss). There are more important things to do. Dr. Phil-----First of all, why the heck do people even bother to go on this show? All he does is yell at people and make them cry. He says he's trying to help people, but really, all he's doing is making them feel bad. All reality shows are better than this. It's not like I actually waste my time watching this show, but my mom really likes it, so occasionaly I have to sit through it. I feel sorry for his kids. And his wife....man, why would you ever marry Dr. Phil? He shouldn't even be considered a doctor. My dad could do way better than him. Plus, he's really ugly. And I know that's really rude, and hating someone based on looks is not a legitimate reason, but I hate him for other reasons too. He's bald. And every single person who goes on that show leaves crying. You wanna know why? Cuz Dr. Phil has yelled at them so much, embarrased them on national television, and lowered their self-esteem. People, stop watching this show. Please. I am telling you. If you stop watching this show, then maybe it will be canceled, and I will throw a big party and invite all of you. And if you have huge giant problems that are real, go to a REAL therapist. Dr. Phil is just stupid. People who don't stand by their opnions---An example of this is when people sign my guestbook and tell me some disagreement with my site, and then say sorry. This annoys me more that anything else. It's fine that you don't agree, but don't say apologize for hacing an opnion. Because that's just dumb. If you're gonna have an opinion, stand by it. Don't apologize for it. I'm not gonna be mad at you. And even if I was planning on being mad at you, keep your opinion anyways. People who label people preps and punks and whatever else. Why do people do this? To me, it just seems like another reason to avoid people, and to exclude people, and make people feel bad because they aren't whatever you are. I mean, there is already enough hate in this world, and we defintiley don't need more of it by people labeling each other. Back to School signs-----About 3 weeks before school starts, stores start putting out signs: B2S: Back 2 School! Be kewl 4 Back 2 School and it's quite annoying and lame. Besides school not starting for 3 more weeks, which is tons of time, school isn't cool!!!! The stores make it seem like it's the funnest thing to go back to school, but we know the truth... School's not fun! It sucks. And you don't have to look a certain way or buy certain things just to go back to school. Kelly Osbourne----This girl is soooo uncool. I hate her voice. She has no real talent and she is living off of her fathers fame. The only reason why she has a record deal, or is famous even, is because of her stupid dad. Swearing isn't that cool, that every other word has to be ****. I hate that she gets credit for speaking her mind. Well, I speak my mind too. I should be famous then! And everyone says how cool she is for being overweight and not being super skinny. They like that she's fat!!! I would be insulted! I hate all the Osbournes, but Kelly annoys me the most. Nelly---First of all his shoe song-it's an ad for Nike, and even though he says it's not, I don't care, I don't believe him. Also, I have a problem with his music videos. Not just his, but rap videos in general...see, in rap videos there are girls dressed in bathing suits and everything and it's horrible. In every video he has girls hanging off his arms left right and center and it's not cool, and should be changed. Mainstram and non-Mainstram music---Let me explain: People who hate mainstream music, and want nonmainstream music to be played on MTV and MuchMusic say, stop playing mainstream music like Avril, Britney, 50 Cent, and start playing nonmainstream music like, hmmm...I van't think of any cuz I don't really know any non-mainstream music. But the thing is, if they start playing non-mainstream music, then people will complain that they have sold-out or that everyone likes them and have become to mainstream. Like Good Charlotte...Ok, 2 or 3 years ago, hardly anyone had heard of them (including myself) and people were complaining that they played to much N Sync and Back Street Boys, and Britney and Christina, or whatever. And they would say, play GC, no one ever plays them. So they play GC, because they want you to be happy. But then when they do, you complain "now everyone likes GC." You people are never happy, are you? Christina Aguilera-----This girl has an awesome voice, it's so powerful, but I hate her sluttiness.....it's not about empowerment to women....it's just an excuse for her to take off all her clothes. I don't like how she has changed, because she says that in the beginning, the Genie in a Bottle stuff wasn't her, but she made tons of songs like that, that are nothing like she is now, and she dressed nothing like she is dressing now. It's not so much that is what I care about, it's just that she was pretending to be someone else for so long. If I was her, I would never be able to stand up and sing What a Girl Wants if that really wasn't me and I wanted to sing something different. I just don't like fake people. Fans of Orliehobbit----By Orliehobbit, I mean Orlando Bloom. And yes, I am aware that he an elf, not a hobbit, but I don't really care. Fans of Orliehobbit annoy me more than anything. Why is LOTR so popular? Because of Orliehobbit. I mean, there are many fans of the LOTR books who went to see the movies, and yay for them, but half of them are Orliehobbit fans who haven't read the book and see LOTR just to see their beloved Orliehobbit(who is engaged to Kate Bosworth, by the way) say, like, what? Seven lines? I don't hate Orliehobbit, just his fangirls. And about Orliehobbit's talent? I haven't seen enough of him to decide. |
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